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Chwilio am bodlediadau Cymraeg da- unrhwy suggestions?

My taxes already fund war so I cannot express to you how much I reeeaally don’t mind if they pay for school lunches for kids or healthcare for others. I’d much prefer it if they did.

“Fed up” doesn’t even cover it.

Sorry but a party criticizing a veteran’s military record while actively backing a candidate who avoided a draft due to bone spurs is, well, unsurprisingly ironic. 🥴

Hey @TfL- can you tell me why the 182 bus to Harrow Weald stopped halfway and made everyone get off with no explanation? So now I’ve had to wait on another bus, pay twice, and I’m late for work. 🥴

So glad long sleeve weather is over so people can know that I’m cool again. #sunsouttattsout

*Tra dwi’n coginio swper mae Tomos yn agor y ffrij* Fi-“Ti’n sbia am wbeth?” T- “Dwi jyst yn licio agor y ffrij weithiau” ??🥴

Told my hairdresser that my 30th is in October and her jaw dropped and she told me that she thought I was at most 22. Happy Friday indeed.

May you all go into your day as boldly as the man rolling a joint next to me on the train.

I simply refuse to believe someone when they tell me there just “not a dessert person”. I’m sorry, I know I should think that people are telling me the truth, but I 100% don’t buy it.

Update: this happened at least 8 times.

My dad has just introduced Tom (who has very much NOT proposed to me) as his future son-in-law. So yeah, you could say it’s a very chill, no pressure trip to the States for him.

Pleeease can we at least have a Wrexham 5th round FA Cup qualification, in exchange for Super Joey Allen's international retirement? Need something to soften the blow. 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿

@SP_EnergyPeople hello, I have been trying to reach your customer service over the phone all morning via two numbers provided, both of which will ring once, then hang up. Can you provide any help with this matter? (Note: I do NOT want to speak with a representative online) Thanks

@CarysHughes You didn’t mention it was a decaf cortado! It feels more personal when it’s my coffee order too.😢

Buys coffee. Thanks the barista. Leaves coffee shop. Gets on tube. Whats wrong? … Hope the barista enjoys his free decaf cortado.

If you’re wondering, vegan dino nuggets taste the exact same as the chicken ones. Which I feel like says a lot more about the chicken than it does the vegan nuggets. Also, draw whatever conclusions you want about a 29 year old woman buying herself dino nuggets.

Hey guys, black lives still matter.

It’s fine, I needed a good cry. Thanks Dad.

Me with a headache: “I need some something soothing to listen to.” Me immediate after:

Lol Just kidding. I already see a therapist.

Anyone else get that manic burst of energy right before bed and decide to declutter and deep clean the house or should I see a therapist?