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@DirectLine Thank you.

@Harlof09 That's right, you don't need to contact us for a speed awareness course. Thanks for checking.

@DirectLine hi, I've completed a speed awareness course, do I have to declare it on my policy? I can only find a section for declaring motoring offences. Thanks.

@PocketsWarhol Always ♥️

I hope you will remember my smile 🙂🐒🪽🌌#storybookmonkeys #RememberMe

@HMRCcustomers Brilliant,thank you. Yes I'm using cash basis.

@Harlof09 only when the money actually enters your bank account. If you have chosen to "opt out" of the cash basis to use traditional accruals accounting, you record income based on the date you invoiced. Shoaib

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@CaledonianKitty I need to watch x files, I never watched any of it when it was on TV in the 90s.

I spend a lot of time watching retro shows than I do watching current ones! X-Files, Miami Vice, The Incredible Hulk, Columbo, The A-Team, The Outer Limits, The Twilight Zone.....the list goes on!!!

@rickygervais Would I have to share the vodka with the ring worm?

You have to get 3 of these things on your birthday. What do you choose? Socks, flu, stabbed, Leprosy, sacked, sepsis, Dutch Barn Vodka, evicted, ring worm, drunk, run over, AIDS.

@godblesstoto Fucking hell

@godblesstoto "you don't surf, you've never surfed" gets me every time. I can almost hear the disgust as he says it.

@Kesthecollie Thank you for bringing me so much joy over the years Kes ❤️❤️. I will miss you. 🌈

Sunday will be my last day. Please say goodbye if you’d like If I leave here tomorrow Would you still remember me? For I must be traveling on, now 'Cause there's too many places I've got to see

Repost so I can hit 4,000 frens 🐶

@NoContextBrits Rob Roy cropper

@HMRCcustomers Thank you. Would me contacting the NIC team be helpful?

@Harlof09 Ok thanks. In this case I'd advise to contact the team to check: gov.uk/government/org…. Sofia

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@HMRCcustomers Yes registered as a sole trader

@Harlof09 Thanks. Are you registered as self-employed? Sofia

@HMRCcustomers I think so yes.

@Harlof09 Morning, Does your gateway account show the self assessment has been processed? Tom

@HMRCcustomers Thank you Amandine. 😊

@Harlof09 Hi there, it does not required to be declared to us. Amandine

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@HMRCcustomers Thank you Martin. It was a switch to a new account within the same bank - Mettle asked us to change our accounts to their new system, and that's where the £50 came from. I assume that still counts? Thank you.

@Harlof09 Thanks for waiting, Bank switching incentives are treated as non-taxable and are not required to be declared to HMRC. Martin

@HMRCcustomers Thanks Martin

@Harlof09 I'll check on this and get back to you with a reply, thanks. Martin