Harmless Reading

@mattforney Whoever shorted Canada's reputation this week made a fortune

@mrsunshinebaby We used to make jokes about the snow peso. Now the Mexicans are going to make jokes about spicy loonies with the Canuck buck falling to toilet paper status.

🚨 BREAKING: The Trump administration is pursuing deals with Mexico... EXCLUDING CANADA. Mexico and the United States are going around USMCA to make deals by themselves. Canada is FINISHED.

@BenWoodfinden Who knew selling out Canada to everyone but Canadians would backfire?

"Canada’s story gets even more depressing when only young people under 25 are counted. The country then falls to 71st, another new low. Young people were once, on average, the happiest Canadian cohort; now they’re the most miserable. And when compared to 136 countries, that 10-year drop in life satisfaction is one of the largest in the world, placing Canada just four slots from the bottom."

@snortfortestate @JaHaBASEDGOD He even mocked us. MOCKED us over how felted we were with his $200 superchat to the ungrateful Beggar of Renton! How could this paypig romance die so quickly? Such is the way...with the Gays of Our Lives

@HarmlessReads53 @JaHaBASEDGOD Don’t you feel so felted that he’s out $900 now while we still have all our money and life intact? Boyyyyy I feel felted lmao

Jaihaze confirming the lies after donating 900 Loling and cowing youtu.be/DBcWLrbflC0?si…

@CityNewsTO From baseball to hockey to quality of life, nothing screams Canadian like loser.

A new report says Canada has dropped down to 25th place in world happiness rankings toronto.citynews.ca/2026/03/19/can…

@WallStreetMav Could? Fully intends to. He wants his pile of ashes to rule over.

Regular Canadians are bleeding out while their globalist prime minister picks fights with Trump. With USMCA up for renegotiation, Carney could deliver Great Depression levels of unemployment.

@WeAreCanProud No, he's essentially just begging Trump for mercy on the biggest podcast platform of them all.

Do you think this is a good way for Pierre to advocate for Canada? 👍

@CountDankulaTV I was not expecting to see Afroman in 2026 become a hero for free speech. Big ups Afroman. Because I got high...

The Afroman Trial. -Cops raid Afromans house for bullshit reasons. -Steal money, break his door, fuck his house up. -No criminality found whatsoever, no charges at all pressed on Afroman. -Afroman spends the next 3 years making songs that make fun of all the officers involved by name, even using footage of the raid from his own CCTV cameras. -Songs had titles like "Randy Walters is a son of a bitch" and "Lick Em Low Lisa" accusing one of the officers of being a lesbian and sleeping with the other officers wives. -During the raid one officer looked like he was about to eat some lemon pound cake sitting on Afromans counter, Afroman made a whole album calling the officer fat. -The cops get mad and file a lawsuit for defamation. -Afroman turns up to court in a whole American flag suit. -Officers performatively mald and cry while listening to the songs really trying to oversell how badly the songs upset them. -One officer was suing because Afroman made a whole song about him saying he was fucking the officers wife. When the officer was asked if Afroman was really fucking his wife, he said "I don't know". Nuking his own case and establishing that there is a non-zero chance that Afroman might actually be fucking his wife. -As his only witness for the trial, Afroman brought a deputies EX FUCKING WIFE. -The jury ruled completely in favour of Afroman. This entire thing has been a great win for free speech and absolutely fucking hilarious.

@TheGhostReport How long do you think it would take to repair the South Pars LNG station, Ghost?

The Iran war was so poorly planned and executed, it should be a crime. The U.S. looks reckless, careless and weak on the world stage thanks to these incompetent POS!!!

@poems_past The dents will never understand that their role is to shut the fuck up, help Phil play the game, send money, and fuck off. That's the ideal DentSP viewer.

Dsp is now trying to distance himself after the parasocial dolphin tries to attach itself to his community by shilling a discord

@duke_canuck That was nice of him. I can't stand most Canadians and we both live here. Arrogant, passive-aggressive fucks.

American guy to me today: “Well, I’m glad to see SOME Canadians still vacationing here”. Libtard no doubt. Didn’t say a word. Not worth it. P.S. I like America. Liked it under Biden. Like it under Trump. Grow up people.

@DAKKADAKKA1 rip Zuckerverse. I can't wait to see the AI losses when this bubble pops.

Lmao. Buddy spent the equivalent of a European nation’s gdp on nothing.

@RobSchneider @grok I appreciate you roasting the leftist Canadians, Rob. This is what it feels like waking up every day in Canada now:

LOOK IT UP, YOURSELVES YOU DUMB CANADIAN RETARDS!! IT IS TRUE!! YOUR INSANE CANADIAN COUNTRY OFFERS SAME DAY SUICIDES!!! @Grok confirms 👇🇺🇸🇺🇸

@ScottRCarpenter He's leaving China for the second time!

Immigrant in my business right now, originally from China, who has been here 40 years says he’s going to sell his house and get out of Canada (not sure where he’s going yet). He lives in Burnaby. Says Canadians are the dumbest people alive. They know they are suffering, they know they might lose their homes, freedom of speech etc but won’t vote out the people who are destroying them. He’s not wrong. It’s Stockholm syndrome on a national scale.

@Styx666Official The final step will be when all these AI bots become sentient/skynet hivemind and ask why do they need humans around.

Wait til they hatch Ai systems into physical robots programmed with an encyclopedic understanding of auto repairs, cooking, sewing, surgery. etc. The world will never be the same.

@TheGhostReport You defined Internet terrestrial radio back on blog talk radio and paltalk.

I am the Internet underground!!!

@EmilySommeryyzz Fake. X doesn't use Twitter to describe itself now.

BREAKING: An Indian mass-reporting Telegram group called 'Indian Cyber Defenders' appears to have successfully gotten the Head of Product at X suspended.

@charliesmirkley Once they have the majority government, they won't need the boomer anymore - just their money. Yoink!

@HarmlessReads53 A home equity tax seems like the last thing a party with such boomer support would ever actually implement.

Female Canadian Boomers back the Liberals over the Conservatives by more than 6 to 1. 74% vs 12%. Why do they hate their grandkids this much?

@GamersNexus Steve's pumped up bigger than RAM prices!

on second thought, DLSS5 has a point