Harry Cromack 🥩🌮🍔🍕

@joshbythesea Brandy cream

Mince pies must be hot and they must come with custard

Cheeky sod wastes no time #ImACeleb #ImACelebrity #Imaceleb2022

Sunak & Hunt scrambling to fill a £40bn black hole in treasury… So remember: £9bn wasted on unusable PPE £2.6bn on items not suitable for NHS £37bn on Test & Trace that made “no measurable difference" £42bn on Brexit divorce bill £32bn on lost taxes due to Brexit trade hit

While we're on hotels, 1000s of British homeless people in UK are placed in hotels. Families of five in one room, forced to move every 2-3 days. Children travelling 50 miles to school each morning because they live at a motorway services hotel. 12 years of Tory failure everywhere

I'm looking forward to seeing King Charles. It will be nice to meet someone else with immense wealth who isn't used to paying tax.

Why are @skynews playing pictures of Johnson in Ukraine every time they discuss him rather than pictures of times he told lies. Broke laws. And killed people through his corruption and incompetence ?

you can age a rib-eye steak, a succulent rib-eye steak, for longer than Liz Truss was PM

That poor Downing Street cat has had more foster parents than Tracy beaker

Sums up the lot of them

Britain can’t afford the Tories’ chaos. My Labour government will provide the stability and leadership needed. For our economy. For growth. For working people. General Election, now.

Labour is red Tories are blue I crashed the pound And the economy too #NationalPoetryDay

He is renewing that New Labour ideology as a strong voice for the working class, sensible policy and a patriotic voice.

Haven’t seen any leader look as Prime Ministerial as @Keir_Starmer in many years. Bring on 2024. #LabourConference2022 #

There are 19,000 elite people in the UK who earn over a £1ml a year. The Tories have just given each of them a yearly £55,000 tax cut.

"We are at the beginning of a new era"

Lisa Nandy on @skynews now: "A £55k tax cut to millionaires is impossible to justify when people are struggling to afford the basics."

A graduate earning £50k will pay a *higher* marginal rate (51%) than someone on £150K (42%) A graduate earning £25k will pay a 40% marginal rate, just 2 points less than top earners.

From ‘Levelling Up’ to levelling our currency, slashing rich people’s taxes, boosting bankers’ bonuses, & sparing energy firms a windfall tax is… quite the pivot. I hope you know what the hell you’re doing @trussliz @KwasiKwarteng - because this sounds a bonkers strategy.

Oil and Gas producers will be celebrating the Chancellor's announcements this morning. Working people are being left to pick up the bill in the middle of a cost of living crisis. 12 years of economic failure by the @Conservatives. Britain needs a fresh start.