harry

NEVER KILL YOURSELF

kid in my class asked “do you speak mexican”

To the untrained eye I may appear retarded

mii

plan A is to lock in, plan B is to blow my shit smoove off

this meal prep shit too easy

My flirting technique is to look at her and wait for her to come to me. It's never worked but that's my technique

a palantir drone just crashed through my bathroom window and took an hd picture of my micropenis before flying away

If Burger (🍔) sucked at Videogames (😢🎮): Yo bro they're GRILLING me. I'm in a Pickle... I'm actually Buns... 😢😢😢😢

i just put biden in my game and this mfer instantly started sleepin

“But the meta tierlist says” “Wait a minute, I’m plat!”

me after looking at my transaction history and realizing everything actually adds up, no one stole from me

Resident Evil : Requiem .

resident evil requiem is fucking wild mannnnnn. they added all the good things from their previous titles and jammed it all into one game. + 1st / 3rd person + Leon still has those cheesy one liners + They kept the same horror experience from RE7 but action from R4/R8 9/10

took me over two hours to realize the red gem in my pocket is NOT a sellable item but instead the key to the Parlor 😔 #ResidentEvil9

leon: funny I don’t remember getting an invitation 😂😂think I want a second opinion 😂 average grace plotline: