Harshit Goyal

Dekho, Gadhe se ladoge toh jeet ke bhi gadhe se jeetoge. Aur haar gye, phir toh gadhe se haar gye☹️. Toh, gadhon se lado he mat🙃

@ananay_mayor @Ayushman173 He has taken my advice.

@Ayushman173 @Harshit18673168 Please don't take advice from this

My life has changed since I discovered how fun it is to play songs on your earphones and sing alongside. No matter how bad you sing, it's too cosy and beautiful an experience

Our economic system exists because humans have needs which they satisfy by matching what they can produce with what others need. Now replace the word “humans” with “agents” above, and it’ll become clear that a parallel machine-to-machine economy is probably inevitable.

BRO WAIT WHAT?? RAZORPAY BUILT SOMETHING CALLED “FIX MY ITCH” WHERE YOU CAN GET 10K+ DATA BACKED INDIAN PAIN POINTS CONVERTED INTO HIGH POTENTIAL STARTUP IDEAS. WHICH IS ABSOLUTELY FREE AND BARELY ANYONE KNOWS ABOUT THIS GEM YET.

I built Feynman, Claude Code for research. I gave it a question and it came back 30 minutes later with a cited meta analysis. It can also replicate experiments on Runpod, audit claims against code, and simulate peer review. Open source & MIT license, link below

@droidbuilds You have no idea how big the actual list is.

𝗨𝗻𝗱𝗲𝗿𝗿𝗮𝘁𝗲𝗱 𝗰𝗼𝗺𝗽𝗮𝗻𝗶𝗲𝘀 𝗽𝗮𝘆𝗶𝗻𝗴 30+ LPA 𝗶𝗻 𝗜𝗻𝗱𝗶𝗮 Atlassian 40–70 LPA Postman 35–60 LPA BrowserStack 30–50 LPA Chargebee 30–45 LPA Hasura 35–60 LPA Razorpay 30–45 LPA Juspay 30–50 LPA Groww 30–45 LPA Cred 30–50 LPA Snowflake 50–90 LPA Databricks 45–80 LPA Confluent 40–70 LPA Twilio 30–50 LPA Okta 25–45 LPA Elastic 30–50 LPA Palantir 35–60 LPA CrowdStrike 30–55 LPA Figma 30–50 LPA Redis 25–45 LPA MongoDB 25–45 LPA HashiCorp 25–45 LPA Brex 30–55 LPA Plaid 30–55 LPA Stripe 35–60 LPA Coinbase 30–55 LPA Airbnb (India roles) 30–50 LPA Workday 20–35 LPA ServiceNow 20–35 LPA Skyscanner 20–35 LPA Tower Research 80 LPA – 2 Cr DE Shaw 50 LPA – 1 Cr Goldman Sachs 30–45 LPA Everyone runs after FAANG… but the real bag is scattered here. Bookmark this before it disappears.

@malpani @grok 😦

@grok is this true?

by now it's clear that phones are mental equivalent of junk food this means you should treat phone-induced brain rot as mental obesity & actively prevent or reverse it - track screentime & set targets for it - uninstall social apps on phone - keep phone away from bedroom / work

I just want to see Salman and Abhinav Kashyap fight in a Bigg Boss episode.

1st sem PS is about realizing how important and precious college life is and then getting another chance to relive the college life for 6 month. PS: given you’re placed 😬🤞

YOU MUST BREAK THE PATTERN TODAY OR THE LOOP WILL REPEAT TOMORROW YOU MUST BREAK THE PATTERN TODAY

you need some trauma. the woman you love needs to fuck someone else, or your father needs to die, or your business needs to collapse. you need to get knocked the fuck asleep. you need to face betrayal. get your heart broken, shattered, and crushed. you need to be abandoned and wronged in so many ways that you become free from all the social ties and decencies that limit your potential. you need to walk around like a leper with deep cuts and no possible treatment. things need to get so bad that your soul plunges to the depths. because in those depths, you will find yourself. and it will be glorious.

The new update of Instagram is so frustrating. I hate it.

@n0t1me4lov3son @sumitkbehal Bhai mere basic TMV toh lagao.

@sumitkbehal 1 kg protein = Rs. 2500 1 scoop = 30 g 1 kg = 1000 g = 33 scoops (1000/30) Cost per scoop = 2500/33 =75.758 Cost for 50 years = 75.76 * 365 *50 = 13,82,620 so unless one scoop for you is 250 grams, there, called your bs

The total cost of consuming 1 scoop of whey protein daily for 50 years is 1.13 Crores in India

@imRavY_ I read this in Gautam Gambhir’s voice.

@_bas_kar_pawan 27

I've visited 5/57 so my score is 5 What is your score??

@ananay_mayor Miss you too bhai

@Harshit18673168 Miss you bro

Monday ko kaun chodu leg day karta hai? - obv me. Haha🥲

@gharkekalesh @Rakshit2622 bhai dream job

1 hour amusement park ride! Full paisa vasool💀😭

I think cats and dogs think in terms of Images/simulation of scenarios, like we do incase of dreams (not so powerful though). Thinking in language requires articulation at some level, which I don't think animals can.