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Do you guys know Caiden?

@RobFeature My man!

Finally got to see @Hartamophone live again #endofanera

@Morris_Brian @_MarkSutcliffe @MLB Ha! Wondered if I was the only one who saw that. If it’s not him it’s someone who looks an awful lot like him.

Anyone else just see the cameo from Ottawa Mayor @_MarkSutcliffe at the @MLB home run derby?

Headed to the playoffs, baby! #GoSensGo

@patterballs @comedy_country Ottawa has many fine licensed establishments. I would be happy to show you one.

Had a great time @comedy_country festival in Prince Edward County this weekend! The people there love to laugh, drink wine and knit bicycles. Off to #Ottawa now. Good talk.

@patterballs Returning the favour, the bass player in the Zepp tribute will do a hilarious tight five on the division of powers.

The theatre I’m playing in Picton tomorrow night is doing a Led Zeppelin tribute show. Just in case people got mixed up with their ticket purchases, I will be playing Stairway To Heaven on a kazoo.

@mchkzn Woof. Once upon a time that mall was a hub of community activity.

A sad looking Merivale Mall. So nothing new to report here. Two biggest losses to this place were Woolco. And the old Rockwell’s restaurant, especially when it used to be 24 hours.

CAMERON HUGHES and LYNDON SLEWIDGE! That’s all we need, baby! #GoSensGo

Would love to hear what @JesseDavidFox has to say about Update and the episode in general (which I thought was excellent, especially the first act).

I think Michael Che and Colin Jost have had a good run, but it’s time to mix things up. Che breaking the fourth wall after every joke has been played out for years, as have all the jokes about Jost being rich and white. #SNL50

The season premiere of SNL is tonight. Honoured to announce that I am once again competing in the men’s over-40 age group in the “trying to stay awake for Weekend Update” event. #SNL50

@CdnTireCtr Giddy up!

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Bring back the 95. #ottawa

I have a similar reaction when there’s no lineup at my falafel place.

EVERYBODY SHUT UP the plane they use to fly the horses from all over the world to the Olympics for the equestrian events is called AIR HORSE ONE

“Wow, that was smooth.” “Way too much splash on that one.” “Is that the Korean?” -Me faking my way through Olympic diving and / or a scotch tasting.

@FlangeMirage @NCC_CCN You?

@FlangeMirage @NCC_CCN Sure did!

Pretty quick zip on the 🚴 from my house. Super close to downtown. Not too bad, Ottawa. @NCC_CCN

@FlangeMirage @NCC_CCN Off the parkway, but yeah that’s it. So great.

@Hartamophone @NCC_CCN Is that the boathouse that’s off Sussex there?