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@realJoelFischer That’s what the camel jockies wanted.

The U.S. Air Force has just struck and completely destroyed an underground ballistic missile storage site in the Sofeh mountain range. It looks like this war is about to come to an end. This is what I voted for 🇺🇸

@Avabelly__ It’s a center punch. You hit it on a finish now and drive the nail down farther so you don’t put any hammer marks in whatever you’re building.

Came across this yesterday on a country road and still have no clue what it is. Any ideas? a confused internet user asked.

@Ur9LbCGeZp3355o Yes of course. Best friend ever

@mubeen477 To tape measure probably about 150 feet long

Do you have any idea what it is?

@fasc1nate I would never go back to Niagara Falls. It’s just a huge tourist trap. The hotels suck. The place is dirty. They used to be a beautiful place to go to spend the day but now it’s just disgusting.

Niagara Falls without water in 1969. More iconic historical photos: bit.ly/44OpIzi

@fasc1nate So if you decide to go over the fall, you might want to stick close to the wall to avoid those big boulders

@historyinmemes Wow, that is just truly amazing. Hats off to this young man. That is just Incredible congratulations.

Chris Espinosa is Apple’s longest-serving employee. He joined the company in 1976 at just 14 years old, writing BASIC code when Apple was still operating out of Steve Jobs’ garage. Chris Espinosa holds the unique distinction of being Apple’s longest-serving employee, having joined the company in 1976 at just 14 years old. A Bay Area teenager fascinated by computers, he began working alongside Steve Jobs and Steve Wozniak when Apple was still run out of Jobs’ parents’ garage in Los Altos, California. While attending high school, Espinosa wrote BASIC code and helped create user manuals for the Apple II, one of Apple’s earliest and most influential machines. His employee badge number—8—underscores just how early he became part of the company’s journey. Over nearly five decades, Espinosa has watched Apple grow from a tiny startup into one of the world’s most valuable corporations. He has worked under every CEO in Apple’s history and contributed across software, developer tools, and documentation. Despite countless opportunities elsewhere, he remained loyal, often quipping that he “joined Apple before it was a company.” Today, his career stands as a living connection to Apple’s origins and a rare example of lifelong dedication in Silicon Valley.

@NUCLRGOLF I’d be up for any golf player to come back to the PGA but who is to say that they would quit the PGA again and go back to LIV golf. I also believe that if Greg Norman wanted to play in the seniors or any other American golf league, he should be banned for life.

🚨⛳️👀 #NEW — Speaking at the Dubai Invitational, LIV Golfer Patrick Reed calls the PGA Tour ‘the best in the world’ and says he’d be open to returning: “I mean, of course; if it were up to me, I'd play everywhere…. I'm already playing on three tours, why not add one more? (laughing)…. I always enjoyed my time out there on the PGA Tour. Let's be honest, out there, it's the best tour in the world. Look at what they've done in golf… I could see myself playing there at some point again. But right now, you just never know; everything's so fluid.” On the new PGA Tour Returning Member Program: “Right now, it's not even a decision….That was for ’22 and on winners. So, I definitely would have to think about it… if that number (came) down to 2018. Right now, it's hard to say really what we're going to do or anything like that. Right now, the biggest thing is trying to play some good golf these (2) weeks, not only to solidify myself out here on DP, but to have a good momentum going into the year.” Would you welcome a Patrick Reed return to the PGA Tour? (Via: @GolfDigest)

@oelma__ My toofers

What's missing from this breakfast plate..?

@fasc1nate Wow now that is an great story. Shame on the Karen’s that turned him in. I hope they get a big ole hotdog stuck in the no fly zone and it hurts like a hotdog without ketchup, if you know what I mean, Vern.

In 2018, 13-year-old Jaequan Faulkner started a small business selling $2 hot dogs with $1 sodas and chips from a stand in front of his house in Minnesota. But his small business was in jeopardy after someone reported him to the Minneapolis Health Department. Impressed by the young man’s drive, health inspectors decided to teach the young entrepreneur about proper food handling to assist him in getting his hot dog stand up to code. The teen’s stand passed inspection, and it was the inspectors themselves who paid the $87 fee for his “short-term food permit." Photos to restore your faith in humanity: bit.ly/3ILWYi4

@REEGZY0 @NFL If your parents divorced they would still be brother and sister. The answer to your question.

@NFL The panthers 🐆 will eat the Rams 🐏 The bears will pack their food home The jaguars 🐆 will run away from paying bills Eagles 🦅 49th peak patriot will take charge.

Time to pick every playoff game through Super Bowl LX! Who moves on is up to you... 🧵⬇️ First up: Rams vs. Panthers

@REEGZY0 @historyinmemes What in the fuck is wrong with you? You are one sick asshole. Seriously. You need a wake up call. A painful wake up call. Karma is sure to visit.

@historyinmemes This Niggas were already struck by lightning 🌩.

This photograph of two brothers at Moro Rock in Sequoia National Park was taken just moments before they were struck by lightning in 1975.

@us_connie Car? What car?

@AntiLeftMemes Is Melanie for sale? Greenland isn’t

@Maks_NAFO_FELLA Trump has lost his goal. We elected him to make America great again and lower prices and take care of America. Not take other countries just because it’s a security measure. We wouldn’t have to worry about Security if Trump would stay in his own lane.

🇺🇸🇬🇱 US is working on an agreement on Greenland, it will be offered to the island's authorities, - The Economist Washington is considering the possibility of concluding a Treaty of Free Association. This format of cooperation involves improving the living standards of the inhabitants of Greenland. The US already has similar agreements with Micronesia, the Marshall Islands and Palau. The United States provides financial assistance to partners, and they, in turn, delegate defense issues to them, while maintaining internal autonomy.

@BehizyTweets Yeah, let’s protect all these other people in our country needs protection. Our food prices are way out of reach. Our medication is out of reach and we’re buying other countries and taken care of all these other people for what Trump has lost his fucking wig.

BREAKING: Secretary of State Marco Rubio has informed members of Congress that the United States intends to purchase Greenland.

@NuviaSmiles I get all the hype surrounding the procedure, but you have like one shot at making it all come to frutation. Chewing on things biting on things I mean it is a pretty tall order if you know what I mean.

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@yutozxx Is that your (final) answer?

Let's see the brainy ones

@honeymoon250 Oils can

No one in the whole country knows what this is

@oelma__ A change pouch or in laymen’s terms A pocket pussy

Anyone know what this is..