Hasland WMC FC

In honour of Wayne rooneys record @MatthewBower5 will attempt 50 passes this season #webelieve

Rather impressively there was no game for us today as one pitch had no posts and the other had a fair on it #sundayleagueproblems

Mike Bassett Fans Can Appear In Sequel news.sky.com/story/1352241/…

Thinking about incorporating this as a punishment when our defence doesn't get out!

@ButteryManager just because we won butts #soreloser

@HaslandDev steady 6-2 kind of day for the hasland sides

Good start to the season with a 6-2 victory away at gardeners. Lowe(2) bower(2) palmer and l banno with the goals

And it begins again. Away at gardeners. Hopefully a full team turns up.

Our very own adebayo akinfenwa @robklowe has literally burst out of his shirt with excitement for the new season

Early team news for tomorrow. Looking a bit light up top as bower and Tommo are injured. Hoping to persuade @danteasel to pull a shirt on

@HaslandDev good job were not on it well make it worse

Season starts on Sunday away at @GardenersFC. With our leader @joerawson sunning himself in skeggy it's left to marcelo'@Kirky2' lippi

@luke_raws nope

Shame the midweek games have been cancelled. We only seem to win on a bloody weeknight

Fixtures update 7/9/14 Gardeners (a) 9/9/14 Fidlers Rest (h) 14/9/14 Renishaw Res (a) 21/9/14 Brampton Res (h) 28/9/14 Hasland Wanderers (h)

Our official linesman @j_sibert88 has gone too far this time #onceadomealwaysadome

@FHHurricanes true tech theft #divisionsixpioneers

Is this the most terrifying sight in the Sunday league? I think so!

The trophy up for grabs #whoneedsthecharityshield