Hatch

Fun fact: the “correct” way to pronounce someone’s name is however the fuck they told you to pronounce it.

0-1 in UKIC :( GGs @hxzevevo @Ourob5

do you think they screamed “get leetify” after the fact?

@hxzevevo Love you Haze <3

Why would you not love your friends???

Nothing makes me feel more patriotic than the great British plug socket

this is pure fucking evil

@rattecs always the "main" players

they should invent a job where you just bottom frag on nuke and it pays the same as a software engineer

“mini is not a position” on ct nuke “give up banana” on t inferno “don’t break the vent” on ct mirage “JUST MAKE SURE YOU’RE GETTING TRADED PLEASE FUCK DEAR GOD IM BEG-” on t overpass “start 2b 3mid” on ct ancient you’d think i was asking these people to cut their arm off

*Alt Shift X voice*: "In the A Song of Ice and Fire novels by American author George R. R. Martin, Brynden Rivers, commonly referred to as Bloodraven, hits a clip on Daemon Blackfyre and his chud sons"

stop the discourse. tanselle is azor ahai

currently listening to my pc scream bloody murder because I decided I wanted to play CK3 AGOT

@normal_jake_ I also like the theory of the wall not actually being protective to the others. I know it's probably not real because of Melisandre's magic being enhanced but I think it would be quite funny if the giant fuck off wall was just a reminder of the others and to take heed.

My personal Azor Ahai theory is that it is some Missionaria Protectiva Bene Gesserit type plot The people way back when knew the Others would return so they started this vague prophecy in the hopes SOMEBODY could pick it up and run with it. It’s not a specific, it’s a tool

Fucking bee magic

@edeninhooo Every time I saw you I said to my girlfriend "It's that guy from twitter", then called you bald, not all of us bro

getting recognised as the “bald guy on Twitter” all weekend🥀🥀🥀🥀🥀🥀🥀

no babe i love your elo the big ones scare me

@TheAlexSylvian The hell did Aegon the Unhappy do?

honestly what the hell was maekar doing naming his son aegon after what the last guy did

The better someone is at Counter-Strike, the more of an asshole they are, which is completely counter-intuitive. Yelling at your bottom fragger for tanking your elo does not make them a better player mid game, it only antagonizes them and makes them play even worse, tanking your elo further. The optimized mindset for winning is stoicism, only focusing on the things that are within your control. You cannot chose your teammates in a solo queue, and you can't play the game for them. The best thing you can do is give your calls and play your best. So if you want to be toxic, don't do it to the poor bottom fragger, do it to the other team, because at least then it helps you win.

ANOTHER SEASON OF FUCKING INFERNO

mirage has been out since 2004 and i still have people on my team who don't flash mid from a

ChatGPT is the false Omnissiah. It must be purged