Cynical Hatter

@WestHamPlace I really doubt many true west hams fans really agree.. nobody likes clubs buying titles, in any league.

Dear Man City fans, Never confuse our shithouse owners with us fans We know where it’s at Congratulations on your win 🙌

@markgoldbridge Surprise all the worst people

Chelsea, Newcastle, Nottingham Forest and Everton all acted as witnesses for City.

@maiyahhhh Doesn't stop you consuming though does it? Either your complicit or you stop using their goods and services

It should be illegal for airlines to price gauge for cities trying to evacuate a hurricane. 1100$ for a one way ticket out? corporate rich people are the worst people on earth idc what anybody says, evil asf

@benjyminty @Petewrestling @Boenau It's in print dumbass. Can't you read? Utterly untrue except all of it that is!

@HatterCynical @Petewrestling @Boenau That is utterly untrue. You are just trying to cover your ignorance.

"I shop at IKEA, so bikes aren't practical."

@benjyminty @Petewrestling @Boenau I live in a bigger area than Milton Keynes and have no hub. Not remote and not low population. Tbh if you really believe people are all of a sudden going to pay £30 delivery for a £90 chipboard furniture item because it comes on a bike then your opinion is not worth much

@Petewrestling @HatterCynical @Boenau It depends where you live, you could be close enough to a bicycle distribution hub. If you live in a remote low population area, then why would you comment?

@Petewrestling @benjyminty @Boenau They're fucking stupid mate. The limits of this bicycle revolution is so limited and revolves solely around city centres. Amazon are doing drones for exactly the same reason.

@benjyminty @HatterCynical @Boenau For ikea it is In their own words from their own website “Delivering products to its customers with the city centre around the store” So if you lived 10 miles from the store, they won’t be delivering to you by bike

@city_hq You cheated EVERYONE knows and will never forget.

Each of these clubs provided evidence in favour of the Premier League against Man City over Associated Party Transaction rules. Remember each one.

@cianginty @Boenau @cianginty decides to label people as trolls because he would rather be pedantic than accept the truth

@cianginty @Boenau I did. I said I used the same terminology. I said I was being curt because it's hard to take urbanites seriously when they have such a sheltered outlook If you can't accept me using it why do you accept it used in industry?

@theCrazyVaclav @Boenau Would help if you accepted the continued use of the terminology. Milton Keynes is actually built better for bikes than many other locations. The VAST majority of people live outside of a reasonable last mile distance. And tbh nobody is worrying about the light stuff from IKEA

@HatterCynical @Boenau 41,000 for the Birmingham one. About 80,000 for Milton Keynes Hope that helps. Also would help you if you knew what last mile delivery meant in logistics

@andrew_archer7 I'd rather nj put his knowledge to find our next manager... He's lost any trust with the fans.. even though most can't blame him for going to Southampton.

Wonder if NJ is engineering a move back to us or Cardiff? 🎩🟠⚫️⚪️

@ivanalysette Leave.. even a downgrade is better than that .

@benjyminty @Boenau I refer you to my answer. And many other people who also don't have an issue understanding people maintaining terminology.

@HatterCynical @Boenau I refer you to my previous answer.

@icecreamavfc @mataleogml @Boenau 7 hour cycle with a bike full of wardrobes and a mattress strapped to your handlebars.. Can't wait 👍

@mataleogml @HatterCynical @Boenau The last Mile according to times site is within the city centre around it stores The nearest distribution centre to me is 79 miles away Somehow the 7 hour cycle isn’t gonna happen is it 😂😂

@mataleogml @Boenau IKEA the well known company for having LOTS of local stores. 🙄

@HatterCynical @Boenau Last miles is the miles between your house and the last wear house / distribution point/ mail or delivery center, not really the miles between you and IKEA

@benjyminty @erikevrard @Boenau Hills matter to people on bikes.

@HatterCynical @erikevrard @Boenau Belgium isn't that flat. And it makes no difference to logistics anyway.

@katie_cardigan @cianginty @Boenau The people talking about IKEA purchases aren't talking about curtains though are they. If I lived a bike ride away from an IKEA I would be biking my meatballs home several times a week.. and would STILL take a car for bigger items because I'm not mental or so entrenched

@HatterCynical @cianginty @Boenau In Australia the IKEAs are usually in the cities, sometimes only kms from the city. Means I can bike my new curtains the 3km home! Super handy. Some people need to drive but luckily not everyone or the car park would be even more chaotic!

@benjyminty @Boenau So they bring their van to your neighbourhood and you go pick it up with your bike? Somehow I guess that's not how they are suggesting it will work

@HatterCynical @Boenau That's not how logistics work.