Hail Lobster

530.2lbs BMI 68.1

@BubbiByte @mrexits My brother in Christ, they are Chicken McNuggets.

@mrexits When I see the beans dancing and hear the Clubbed to death from The Matrix... I know I'm about to be red pilled.

Yearly repost and reminder that an unspecified government agency proactively takes this video down from Youtube all the time

@RossKempsell A class act.

Sometimes I still watch this for no reason at all

@decoyrobot Are you talking about moles? Are you 8?

Biological oomfs what are these dots called in anatomical terms?

@f_intothevoid Strongly invoking the game "Doors".

The insatiable god (2024, for Hellfire Sculpting Club's Portal series)

@vorpar @heavensbvnny That's a cappy blappy!

One fun feature of twitter is that if you just mention cats, people will reply with pictures of their cats. Watch: Cat.

@historyinmemes Origami-formers are not a good example of this phenomenon.

The regression of CGI over time really needs to be studied—this was from 2009.

@mask_bastard FURRY DETECTED

choose your flavor ?

@waytoomuchbeer @horrormuseum It's the same way the General Grievous costume works.

@horrormuseum Wow. I'm having trouble figuring out how he does it. Well done!

Brilliant invisible Man costume! From Golden age of cosplay

@DeltyThe73rd The only glover that matters.

The fact that he's not joking and is 100% serious

@klara_sjo One of the most rewatchable shows ever.

Do not go back and watch House over again.

@fsldfsadljl123 @KellytoyDK I think I've seen that, but I don't get how thinking I've seen a video already could trick me into watching it a second time.

@KellytoyDK YouTubers are putting red bars on their own thumbnails to clickbait you

I can't prove it but youtube is planting red bars underneath the thumbnails of videos that I definitely have not watched

@KellytoyDK That's nothing. There's this one YouTuber that his videos show that I've watched the last 30% of the video, with the first 70% UNWATCHED.

@KatiaPerez143 @HooddSZN Only white people can be racist. You should know that.

@HooddSZN She is literally Asian and being racist

This Is Crazy 😳

@HooddSZN Ultra based. 😎

Released from where? Prison?

@nocontextscats Purrtato.

smol

@BDisgusting Proof that free will exists.

The ghosts are dinosaurs in the indie horror comedy DINOGEIST, said to be a mix of Jurassic Park and Poltergeist... without a budget! When a ruthless land developer disturbs sacred ground in pursuit of profit, he awakens a horde of ghostly dinosaurs. Releasing April 21.

@klara_sjo Looks atrocious.

Today we're making Russian gumbo. Follow me for more recipes.

Fan films are gay.