HawkDunlap

4th generation Texas oilfield. 100+ countries over the past 30 years. My life as an international well control specialist.

@zacurate Only when Claude shows me he can close the strip club down at 2am head to Waffle House and get in a fight, then go to location and sleep for an hour before climbing 90' to snub pipe all day will I be impressed.

The "tell me a job AI can't replace" crowd sucks. I'll give you some examples of jobs AI can't replace.

@robbie71w @NCDOT I'm going to own a red 379 one day!

@HawkDunlap @NCDOT 384. It’s ugly! I drive my neighbor’s 379 more than my own these days.

Have a classic ride with low mileage? A trusty warrior with 300K+? A new whip with under 100 miles? How many miles does your car boast? We've done this the last few years and it doesn't get old. #OdometerDay.

@robbie71w @NCDOT 379?

@NCDOT I’ve got a tow pig with 280k. A Peterbilt over 1 million.

@WenskeJohn8146 Yes!! And I didn't have to kiss a billionaire preachers ass for any of that 8%. Now move along dickhead.

@HawkDunlap 32% to 8%

This is the result of a well being placed on the orphan list because of DEI then converting to Islam! This has to stop!

@Tejanobrown Make it a chevron well and we've got a deal!

@HawkDunlap Just P&A at this point. Maybe I’ll come back as a zombie well

@brettrlee @Tejanobrown May have to fly it in.

@HawkDunlap @Tejanobrown Does DeepWell have "The Duke" in the area for that?

Who leans on pick ups better? The @txrrc or @TxDOT?

Another day, another zombie well that’s broken loose and flowing to surface outside the casing.

@breckgold @SheDrills That was done as well

@HawkDunlap @SheDrills Seems like casing would be inspected from the inside.

I heard they dug up 100 or so wells and every one was leaking. This issue likely spans throughout the Permian Basin.

@breckgold @SheDrills Makes perfect sense to me, but what would I know about things like that?

@SheDrills So you use an excavator to dig a massive hole to great depth in order to inspect the casing from the outside? That makes no sense.

@GreyHairOpsGuy Did the backhoe win?

To be clear: The East-West oil pipelines in Saudi Arabia are buried deep underground!

@wtxoil @wtxwife Leftover deviled eggs?

@wtxwife Going to polish off the leftover deviled eggs tonight for dinner.

Over under, how many deviled eggs are you eating?

The Story of The Merideth Family youtu.be/j-ewXwuhqKY?si…

But at lease some internet friends got together to raise awareness for this family whose lives have been turned upside down. @MrGlobal2025 @HawkDunlap

@wtxoil Renewing my toxic relationship with the American Quarter Horse.

@wtxoil Please keep ICE out of the oilfield. I'm too old to stand on the brake handle all day.

When I become supreme Railroad Commissioner my first executive order will be to relocate the White House to Midland, TX

@ScubaSteveRJ @MrGlobal2025 @mcuban @carlquintanilla High roading people like you requires minimal elevation.

@HawkDunlap @MrGlobal2025 @mcuban @carlquintanilla Maga has infected everything in this country, far beyond politics. The president holds blue States hostage refusing federal aid, he asks entire States who they voted for and you're going to try and high road me about one family? Is your world view really so narrow?

We are helping the Merideth family. @mcuban @carlquintanilla @HawkDunlap gofund.me/328197344

@ScubaSteveRJ @MrGlobal2025 @mcuban @carlquintanilla This has nothing to do with politics. It’s about helping a family getting screwed over by a state agency. It’s still rude to ask people who they voted for. So keep your money and buy yourself some manners.

@MrGlobal2025 @mcuban @carlquintanilla @HawkDunlap Unfortunately maga has created an environment where I can no longer look past people's political affiliation - hawk is a Republican so I have to assume he supports Trump, I would have to find out how these people voted before I would feel comfortable sending them one cent