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@TJkings01 Abeg where for Agege you stay wey them fight on Sunday and bottle hit you from back enter hospital….i just wan know the street 😂 This one na Dj yk mule 😂

It happened one faithful Sunday when I was living at Agege, this area boys were fighting because one politician gave them money to distribute amongst themselves. I was coming back from church totally unaware of what was going on in my street, when I noticed what was going on and wanted to hide, that was the exact moment one of the gangs was pursuing the other set towards my direction, as I was running, that was how a very sharp bottle from God knows where pierced me in my back, I fell and immediately lost consciousness, it was later I woke up in the hospital and the doctor informed me that I would have d!ed if I wasn't rushed there on time, I just thank God for my life.

@Aia_Aremo @lavezzedout Aremo we’re rooting for you 😂

@HaywhyCertified @lavezzedout This hairstylist beside my apartment, her name na Nike and we’ve been eyeing each other for a couple weeks now, this is a sign, I no go ignore am😂

Ps - Sexually Provocative 🔞 I sat down thinking to my self if this was a dream. Her boobs stood firm in its majesty and her areola was evenly spread. “Are you just going stare or you’re going to make a move?” She asked and I jolted back to reality. I moved closer to her as

@e_eyez1 @ManUtd @B_Fernandes8 Keep your thinking to yourself man 🤨

@ManUtd @B_Fernandes8 Fernandez has been lovely this month but I don’t think he deserves it

@jon_d_doee Did i see my hole driller 😭😭…

A man is sharing screenshots of evidence, when he caught his girlfriend of 3 years, cheating.

@iamnasboi Bastard 😂

If Arsenal doesn’t win today call me a bastard. Bye

@Crhedrys May Allah grant her Aljanat firdaus ✨

My mum returned to Allah. If you see this tweet, I humbly ask that you please say a prayer for her. May Allah forgive her shortcomings and grant her Jannatul Firdaus. Ameen. 🙏😇

@Cool_Ustaz Amen

Ameen 🤲🏾

@MuslimsMatters Walaykum Salam ✨

@zyainy Walaykum Salam Zainab

@MuslimsMatters Allahumo ameen 🤲

@Kynsofficial That silly team 😂

Speak now!!!!!!

@jon_d_doe Agba They’ll say I bought the phone myself 😂

All you young jobless girls that are using expensive phones that your parents or family members did not buy for you. What you're doing is prostitution. End.

@MuslimsMatters Alhamdulilah ✨

@MuslimsMatters Alhamdulilah 🤲

“If you’re proud to be Muslim, reply with ‘Alhamdulillah!’”

@jon_d_doe Them no send you comot from where you collect last week…enter there this new week your body go cool😂

See wetin dey worry daughter of Eve. Me wey dey where I dey, dey find money wey I go take feed my family. Isorite.

@Al__Quraan Ameen ✨

If you are online say Aamiin

@jon_d_doe Receipts are always a good idea 😂…Egbon, where’s the backup this time?

I told you all that he wasn't completely honest. See WhatsApp chats, that will prove it.

@UTDKara GGMU❤️

No Manchester United fan should have less than 5000 followers.. Reply under this tweet and follow everyone who likes your tweet. ❤️