April 🇫🇮

Everytime I see 2face trend, I know he's either had a reunion with one of his baby Mama's or he's just had a fight with his wife Annie.

2nd place cemented.

I offered to buy food for my guys after training today. We were buying the food by the roadside when one of our teammates drove past and saw us. He offered to pay for all the food. From offering to pay to being paid for. Life. 😂

🚨 Micky van de Ven is on Man United’s radar this summer. The 25‑year‑old is expected to attract interest regardless of Spurs’ division, and relegation would only smooth the exit path for #mufc. [@lauriewhitwell via @TheAthleticFC]

@KerenKBitto Speak your truth please 😂😂😂

🥹💅🏻respectfully me I want the sex. In fact we don’t need to move into his house, we can move into mine. Don’t come with boxers daddy, come as you are😋🙈 😆it always amazes me how much many women hate or act like sex is only for the benefit or pleasure of men. Ogbeni we will cohabit before marriage o. Let me know if I can tolerate your habits and more importantly let me know if you have a morning wood that I can sit on before I stand up for a long work day. Lodging you for unpaid sex, wey na me go enjoy am pass😂 Unpaid Labour, yet you daily clean and cook at home for yourself. Sighhh, husby come let us cohabit o, use me daddy 🥹🥹🥹😋😋🤗

Exciting times ahead for Manchester United fans, we're slowly getting it right ♥️

🚨🇳🇱 | JUST IN: #MUFC are considering making a move for Micky Van de Ven this summer. [@lauriewhitwell/@TheAthleticFC]

Nobody enjoy streaming era reach this guy 😂

Less than 20 PCMs report to YOBE TODAY IF NA YOU YOU GO REPORT ???

🚨 Jorthy Mokio has CUT OFF all contact with his parents following his transfer decision. 👀 The young Belgo-Congolese talent refused to follow his father’s push for a big-money move abroad… opting instead to sign for Ajax until 2031. ✍️ Since then, his family have reportedly broken all ties. 🤯 (Source: @TfrmTheSev)

@Diaryofrocks @lauriewhitwell Yoro should.

@lauriewhitwell Heaven and Yoro should go on loan. Saliba style.

Hopes high for Ayden Heaven + Leny Yoro in future, but Manchester United also looking at market for an established centre-back. Micky van de Ven an option in that position. Competition expected depending on Spurs season finish. Details ⬇️ #MUFC nytimes.com/athletic/72193…

@lauriewhitwell This is more reason why Spurs should be relegated.

🚨 Man United were ready to pay £75m for Carlos Baleba last summer, but Brighton wanted £100m+. Now the feeling at Old Trafford is that a £50m fee is far more realistic. [@lauriewhitwell via @TheAthleticFC] #mufc

Releasing private DMs is real little bitch behaviour.

What do you mean 1k cannot buy 1 litre of fuel, my God😞😭

5k fuel is just 3.5L,,, if ur papa dey campaign for APC, e no go better for you and ur papa .. 🙏🙏

🚨 Most money spent by European clubs in the last decade. @433 💰 Real Madrid are NOT in the TOP TEN. ❌

@jon_d_doe @NaijaJester No, never will.

I have a question: You married your good wife from a good family, and unfortunately, she passed away. Her younger sister is still unmarried and she also has good character. Will you be willing to marry her? Yes or No, state your reasons 👇.