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WHAT A FUCKING GAME. END TO END STUFF!! Brechin 1 - 2 Rangers Fucking love Scottish league 1

@UberFootFact imagine the games of footy they'd have at dinnertime though. #silverlining

"@7AntoV: I apologize to the country, teammates, coaching staff. But most importantly, I'm fine." Tony's finally come out the closet then.

Hey @rioferdy5 remember when you were being a little bit racist and I kindly made you this pic? Good times.

Saw Giggsy was being compared to Guardiola today. Didn't know big Pep had pumped his brothers' bird...

Just found out that this is the lad who runs the @ManUtd account.

@Jan_Vertonghen I've just got you a shit load of rts you little prick. s/o maybe?

Little update: We are s***!!!

"The Kilngons are attacking our flanks!" "Okay, Ensign Cleverley - you lead the counter-attack. Lt Kagawa? You repair the holodeck"

A great win but celebrations have been surprisingly subdued around here. It's probably because MANCHESTER IS BLUE!!! #TaxiForMoyes

"@StarSpoofs: If you occasionally tuck your willy between your legs you should also RT" Fuck RT I'm all turned on now. I'm off for a wank!

"@StarSpoofs: RT for Messi RT for Ronaldo FAVOURITE if you have pubes!" What do you do if you had pubes but shaved them off? So confused!

EL CLASSICO TONIGHT!!!! RT for Messi RT for Ronaldo RT for Madrid RT for Barca FAVOURITE if you have pubes!

My thoughts are with my friend @papilokanu during his recovery. #GetWellSoonKanu

@RevengeOfKagawa @evilkagawa shinji shinjI SHINJI.. ART OF PLAY A MAKING

The filming we did today for behind #oufc scenes is running tomorrow eve, Weekend Warm-up with Tom White on @SkySpewsNews from 6-8pm enjoy

"If I were white, I would have been England captain for over 10 years" Sol Campbell. Think you mean "If I wasn't shite" Sol.

Whats Sol Campbell on about? Its like me sayin my wife wouldnt of left me if I was black with a 12" cock! How would an extra inch of helped?

@rioferdy5 bet you're interested In pot 2 eh Rio! #euro2016draw

Oh god. My clubcard failed to scan in Tesco today. I think the barcode is damaged. If that's true, i can't see myself lasting the night