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HORNY: Edin Dzeko missed training today because he said he felt "unwell". This pic shows where he REALLY was all day

DARE TO TORRES #ShitKicker

WHAT A FUCKING GAME. END TO END STUFF!! Brechin 1 - 2 Rangers Fucking love Scottish league 1

@HeadsVolleysnat Just RT mate. And before you say it, YES! If you occasionally tuck your willy in between your legs you should also RT

EL CLASSICO TONIGHT!!!! RT for Messi RT for Ronaldo RT for Madrid RT for Barca FAVOURITE if you have pubes!

Hundreds of Barcelona fans have spent the afternoon touring Man United. They told their travel agent that they wanted to visit some ruins.

Suarez

This is a brilliant story. #EPIC #LEDGEND #RESPECT #HASHTAG

If Coutinho scores at any time today we will give one lucky person this shirt. To enter just RT & FOLLOW US

Jovetic dive last night

Rooney has agreed a new deal at mufc worth £70m. Rumour has it that he turned down a lucrative offer from Lord Farquaad in favour of united

Manuel Pellegrini

Just Daniel Agger, eating his box meal

Liverpool VS Arsenal summed up in one picture

Those people comparing Milner to Messi are ridiculous. I mean, messi is good but he's not a patch on milner

Pellegrini just pulled Demichelis' pony tail and said "you ugly bitch". I wanted to help, but by the time i'd stopped crying Martin had gone

#AskCarrick Did you think the film Sideways was based on your football career?

I bought Samir pyjamas as a get well soon present. He hates them! I'm devastated, this will be on my mind all week.

MAN UNITED LOGIC

MUFC STRIKE FORCE vs STOKE