Nicola Healey

I'm working telepathically on your gluts right now

I did not send a pic of any of you. Ignore it. Spam hackers beware

I'm surprised 'slow Internet connection' doesn't come up more often as a motive in murder trials.

Beautiful. “@hrtbps: A teary-eyed Neil Armstrong photographed by Buzz Aldrin shortly after walking on the moon. pic.twitter.com/HQeLz7Bd”

Kate Walsh I salute you. I know I wouldn't be playing with a fractured jaw! #jollyhockeysticks #teamGB

Think the Brazilian women's beach ball players must have had brazilians #noughtlefttotheimagination

#amuseballs yfrog.com/h0qp0wrj

The Olympics is so emotional. I actually think my tear ducts are getting quite muscley.

Pot, kettle, black #aussiehockeyplayers #don'tpushme

I'm a little bit in love with Ben Ainslie #hellosailor #teamGB

Come on Murray #goldballsplease

Gorgeous morning, perfect for a walk in the park and picnic. Or sitting here answering emails. You know, either way.

@TheNickyH surely the worst kind of lie lol #bed-lies

Was well chuffed with the size of my bed at #ramadahatfield until I realised it was two singles masquerading as one #pffffft

#Gymnastics WOW.. Congratulations to the Men's Gymnastics team - RT and lets get it trending to show our appreciation #OurGreatestTeam

Ian Thorpe rack off. Boring commentary on the BBC. Preferred you when you had a mouth full of water #flamin'galah

Come on Rebecca Adlington #GBgold

Jeez how many countries #olympicceremony

Defo liked NHS tribute. Loved the recognition of the graft that made this country what it is too. Quintessentially British #olympicceremony

Not sure how I feel about the Olympic ceremony. Liked Bond bit, liked bean bit, music canny. But still not sure #olympicceremony