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ryan gosling’s reaction to winning all the awards for barbie will forever take me out, they literally proved the movie’s point i’m crying😭

The Mitch McConnell photo likely IS NOT AI because of some specific details! Mitch McConnell's shirt has the Louisville Cardinals logo. It also has a jock tag on the bottom right, which some collegiate apparel brands do.

@trouble_man90 It looks pretty real to me. AI would mess up the paragraph lengths or where the taller letters are (eg. the H and D in showdown are correct)

Hmmmm. Does the text in newspaper Mitch McConnell is holding match the real thing?? 🤔🤔

@onlyskypace 6 kg

Sadece üstün zekalılar çözebiliyor. Bubbles’ın kilosu nedir?

@miladreaamy 45 kg

bunu çözersen, IQ seviyen ortalamanın üstündedir. Super Mario'nun kilosu nedir?

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@AJamesMcCarthy You were the light in his eyes all along 💖

I left town for the 4th and the sitter told me Gregory’s sad eyes are back 🥺

Erkeklerin “kadınların tecavüz fantezisi var” dediği şeyin tecavüz ile uzaktan yakından ilgisi yok. Hiçbir kadın, tanımadığı bir erkek tarafından iç organları parçalandığı için dışkısını tutamama veya iç kanama geçirmenin fantezisini kurmuyor, salak herifler. Sizin tecavüzün ne olduğuna ve bunun sonuçlarına dair en ufak bir fikrinizin bile olduğunu sanmıyorum. O kadar sapıksınız ki olayı çarpıtmak için adını böyle koyuyorsunuz. Tecavüz fantezisi dediğiniz şey, kadının, tanıdığı güvendiği sevdiği adamın fiziksel gücünü zararsız bir şekilde üzerinde hissetmesi. Bu kadar. Bunun da evrimsel dayanağı yine dişinin kendisini ve yavrularını koruma ihtimali en yüksek olduğu için en iri, güçlü ve sağlıklı erkeği seçmesine gidiyor. Yani adını tecavüz fantezisi koyduğunuz şeyin arkasında bunun tam tersi bir mantık yatıyor. Seni koruyan erkeğin gücünü zararsız şekilde üzerinde hissedince güveninin tazelenmesi ve hoşuna gitmesi. Bu kadar. Asıl tecavüz fantezisi olan, sizlersiniz. Öyle ki bunu fantezi boyutundan çıkarıp gerçeğe dönüştürüyorsunuz.

@drizzylitfw Sometimes I hear a weird noise but my cats don't react so I know it's fine

Woke up to my cat conducting a full security sweep of the apartment at 3am. Not running, just walking with purpose and volume. She’s out here protecting us from threats only she can perceive. I feel safer already.

went to a wedding that literally ended during the cake cutting because the groom couldn't help himself. the bride had spent a fortune on her makeup and hair, and she had told him like five times before the wedding: "do not smash the cake in my face, i am serious." when they went to cut it, his friends started yelling from the tables. the guy smirks, grabs a massive chunk of cake, and absolutely shoves it into her face, completely ruining her hair and staining the dress. the room went totally dead silent. the bride didn't even yell. she just took a napkin, wiped her eyes, and walked straight out the front doors to a car. her parents followed her out five minutes later and the reception just awkwardly cleared out. people said it was just a joke that went too far, but it's not. if a guy chooses a 5-second laugh with his boys over a direct boundary his wife gave him, he doesn't respect her. i heard later they didn’t stay married.

Burt reappears on the 4fun YouTube channel and plays his dream role in a game of prisoner imposter with real prisoners, and wins the game lmao #fishtanklive

A Gentleman Is Defined by His Actions

@SomeBitchIIKnow Same, but I'm getting my American Girl dolls!

Mom just called and asked if I wanted all my Polly Pocket and Littlest Pet Shop sets from the 90’s. Um YES!

i wish we could stop talking about this but i just think that if you’re married you should kiss a lot and cuddle often and show appreciation and try to take stressors off of your spouse’s plate and really truly listen to each other and laugh a lot together and prioritize your relationship and always assume best intent, and then you’ll both want to have a lot of sex and on the occasions where it doesn’t happen, there’s no resentment okay thank you the end that’s my two cents

Jimmy Carr nailed something a lot of us feel but can’t explain. We’re living better than 99.9% of humans who ever walked the earth, hot showers, modern medicine, endless entertainment, kids that actually survive infancy, yet so many of us feel miserable. He calls it “life dysmorphia.” We get used to how good we have it (the hedonic treadmill), then compare ourselves to everyone else and tank our own happiness. As he puts it: happiness = quality of life minus envy. Marcus Aurelius put it perfectly: “Very little is needed to make a happy life; it is all within yourself in your way of thinking.” When was the last time you caught yourself feeling unhappy despite objectively having it pretty damn good?

One thing I teach my clients is to not be such an undisciplined horn dog that you can't let sex linger in the air like a gentleman. The key to becoming a sexual god in bed is learning about ANTICIPATION. Let that shit simmer and burn for days (weeks even).

Wives start to recoil from their husband's touch when the only reason he touches her is because he wants to fuck her, FYI.

there's a sex therapist who has a ritual of making out with her husband every night before bed, and so many of the comments on her posts are some version of "but what if he gets turned on and I don't want to have sex" and i need men to understand and prioritize non sexual touch.