Dev Chief
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Dev Chief
@Heasypharbs
IT Consultant 💼 | Digital Skills Coach 📈 | Software Engineer 💻
Nigeria Katılım Ekim 2015
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I am pissed, Dangote recently said he imports workers from India because Nigerians don’t know how to operate his plant systems. I need him to say that again, slowly.
Me and 7 of my guys use and chew these exact softwares daily. Let me break down what runs Dangote Cement and who actually knows this stack and flex my knowledge a bit:
SAP ERP is the brain of the entire operation. It tracks every bag of cement from raw limestone to the truck leaving the gate. Inventory, procurement, finance, payroll, all of it running in one system. We use it.
SAP HANA is the database engine under SAP. It processes millions of records in real time so management can make decisions without waiting 4 hours for a report. It is the reason their finance team is not still using Excel. We use it.
SAP Ariba handles procurement. Every vendor, every supply contract, every purchase order flows through Ariba before a kobo leaves the company. We use it.
OpenText ECM manages documents. Engineering drawings, compliance certificates, invoices, all stored, tracked and retrieved digitally. Without it they are drowning in paper. We use it.
AutoCAD designs the physical plant. Every kiln, conveyor belt and silo you see at Obajana was drawn on AutoCAD before a single brick was laid. We use it.
Nutanix is the infrastructure layer. It is what keeps SAP HANA running without crashing. The server backbone behind everything. We know it.
Freshdesk manages internal and customer support tickets. Azure SQL stores structured data. Veritas NetBackup makes sure nothing gets lost if a server dies.
We know all of it.
So when Dangote says he cannot find Nigerians who understand his systems, the question is not whether we exist. The question is whether he is looking, or whether he already decided where to look before he started.

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@AdeTimi_ @PoojaMedia God Abeg forgive me for wetin I think for mind but I no say out.
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@That_igbo_boy5 @Row_Haastrup Exactly. If they have nothing on you why pay so much attention to what their fans say or do?
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@Heasypharbs @Row_Haastrup Me jealous of arsenal 😂
That will be waste of jealousy na
What do arsenal have I can be jealous of 😂😂😂😂
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No single Premier League club congratulated us when we lifted the trophy…
But you see the way they are all trolling us and dissing us.
My question again is this: WHAT DID WE DO TO DESERVE SO MUCH HATE?
This is enough reason for me to be an Arsenal fan for life.
Now I HATE every club in the @premierleague
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@That_igbo_boy5 @Row_Haastrup Sure. Like I said when necessary. It's necessary for you to understand that you are only trying to make sense of your actions. Not because the reason you give is even rational to you.
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@Heasypharbs @Row_Haastrup Ohhh but you still responded to it didn't you 😂😂😂
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@iam__temmyyy @dammiedammie35 Which part makes sense logically? That Mary who has a fiancée is underage, or that God created nothing but she can create a child without knowing how fertilization happens?
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@dammiedammie35 Logical, everything she said made some sense until something happens to you and you’re powerless to fix it. Na you go kneel down dey pray to the same God wey you talk say no exist especially when He proves himself to you in a way you couldn’t doubt.
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@That_igbo_boy5 @Row_Haastrup I have decided to take their words like a pinch of salt. If I can scroll past or just ignore them. Only respond when truly necessary
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@Row_Haastrup Ho about tell your fans to stop making delusional takes and comparing your players to the greats
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Jesus was also baptised.
Jesus worked miracles.
Jesus called God 'Father' when He prayed.
Jesus was filled with the holy spirit.
Guess which group of people resembles Him the most in our time?
Jesus having a beard and wearing a robe was cultural. The Jews greet by saying 'Shalom aleichem'.
It was cultural. Anyone in 1st-century Palestine would have done the same thing.
Islam is based on the Quran, which is provably false as its stories and accounts are a mishmash of different misattributed stories from many religions around.
It is a falsehood. Islam is a lie.
Joram van Klaveren@JoramvKlaveren
Jesus (pbuh) spoke Aramaic. The word for God in Aramaic is Allaha. He wore a robe, had a beard, didn’t eat pork, said ‘peace be upon you’ and prayed with his face on the floor. What group of people resembles him the most in our time ;) ? #Islam
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The sooner Arsenal fans accept reality, the better: 👇
Arsenal fans think Mikel Arteta can compete with a coach who went unbeaten for an entire season with Bayer Leverkusen.
It could be a period of dominance for Xabi Alonso and Chelsea. If I were an Arsenal fan, I'd prepare myself for more 2nd-place finishes after their controversial PGMOL-assisted title win.
Xabi Alonso looks like the real deal. It feels similar to when Pep Guardiola joined Manchester City, Chelsea could be heading into a similar era under him.


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@JameswhufcJones ..and that was just enough to end the trophy drought.
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“People are starting to go into hiding mode”
He’s scored 13, yes just thirteen Premier League goals in the last 2 seasons combined.
If anyone needs to come out of hiding it’s you 😂😂😂😂
Football Tweet ⚽@Footballtweet
🏴🗣️ Bukayo Saka after winning the Premier League: "People are starting to go into hiding mode, but we are going to find them!" He's just as unbearable as all Arsenal fans. 🤣
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@suaveman7 @WelBeast Your team just wasted a quarter of that 2 billion in just a season and Una still dey beg to go Europe next season.
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@WelBeast You won a fluke title and we wouldn't rest? One title in 22 years after spending 2 billion? Please let us breath
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It was not the first time Eze went to Arteta. I remember Mikel Arteta also said that Eze went to him after he was dropped from the starting XI and that he learnt so much from their conversation with Eze and begun to understand and see certain things in a different way.
FtProgression@FtProgression
If it’s true what Eze said to Mikel about space, training and schedule… then: 1. Eze has insanely massive balls 2. Eze is a leader 3. Eze saved our season 4. Arteta learned the most from that moment
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@RAWFOOTBALLHD Last question suppose be which team you dey support.
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@SirLeoBDasilva God go need to rearrange this winning queue o. @SirLeoBDasilva the feeling will be eternal, help a dreamer
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@SirLeoBDasilva Location please? I still wan come collect my champions league final ticket
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I was mocked because I threw a huge party when Arsenal lost the league the first time, mocked again when I continued doing the event the second time we lost.
I was mocked even more the third time as my community grew.
What people don’t understand is that I built loyal attendees when it was harder to. We built this community when things were rough for Arsenal.
Another thing is that, we grew. This is all organic. We are about to create history on Sunday and it won’t be a fluke.
It will be about early investment.
Investing in stocks so low that you get mocked for it.
Learn to invest early and stick to your investment no matter what!



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