Phillip Goodin
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Phillip Goodin
@Heath_FC
Buckeyes, Steelers, Heath Bulldog, UNOH Racers fan, US Army Vet
Newark Ohio Katılım Ekim 2011
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@TIM_MAYsports Wisky always loses the 5/12 game, it is like their right of passage
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🔥🚨BREAKING: Grammy winning Rapper Cardi B just endorsed Democrat Rep. Jasmine Crockett for Senate, this comes after Cardi’s feud with Barbz after the recent Politico Nicki Minaj bot article.
Cardi B: "If you want somebody who can fight for your rights..then you need to vote for Jasmine Crockett"
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Dear Greenland,
It looks as if though you could become Americans any day now. Congratulations! But beware: it is not a title you should take lightly. We welcome you into the fold as our countrymen, but there are some things you should know before you run out and buy a Camaro and a Kid Rock tee shirt. The following guide is my gift to you, a sort of Cliff’s Notes on the greatest country the world has ever known.
Enjoy and hope to see you soon,
The Drunk Republican
- YOU SPEAK ENGLISH NOW! AND ONLY ENGLISH!
- We are literally better than everyone else.
- Danish isn’t a culture, it’s a pastry.
- All of our states are different but they’re also all kind of the same (you’ll see).
- We don’t eat fucking whale meat, we eat pigs and cows and sometimes birds.
- Football means football. The other “sport” is soccer.
- Speed limits are suggestions.
- Disneyland isn’t cool anymore. Don’t go there. All pedos.
- Tacos get lettuce, tomatoes, cheese, and sour cream. Go to Mexico if you want onions, limes, and cilantro.
- Texas is technically part of America but we kind of let them do their own thing.
- We have like a thousand kinds of beer. Just roll with it.
- Barbecuing means actually smoking meat, not just grilling.
- New York is for pizza, Chicago is for hot dogs.
- DO NOT, AND I REPEAT DO NOT, DIP YOUR FRIES IN MAYONNAISE.
- Take a road trip. Nothing like an American road trip.
- If you are driving and need to eat or take a dump find a Buc-ees. Gonna be weird as hell at first but you’ll get it.
- Our politics are a bit fraught at the moment, but don’t worry our President is sorting all that out.
- Guns. We have like 400 million guns. Get a gun.
- Yes our healthcare is expensive, but you might actually get to see a doctor.
- The rest of the world is stupid.
- DO NOT TRUST THE MEDIA! Just follow me on X if you need to know what’s going on.
- If you are fortunate enough to join us, do not apologize for America’s actions. Ever.
- We will talk about California later. It’s complicated.
I really hope you guys make it in. Best club in the world!
PS - you have a lot less paid vacation now.
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@MekkaDonMusic You realize he plays for the Browns right? They are constantly in rebuild mode
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