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If WWIII happens soon, I just want everyone to know... That I was right about everything, ever, never wrong and everyone else was wrong in their opinions.
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⛦𓋹 Kelly 🜏⚸ Fαggot Wizard ᛉ⛧
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Militant Polytheist | Autistic | Aromantic | Bipolar | Bisexual | GenderFluid | Lokean | Occultist | Pagan | Mystic | Misanthrope | Ut Supra Sic Infra.
Hollow Earth Katılım Nisan 2008
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Busted up laughing immediately when I opened my first Onion newspaper
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The most terrifying thing about Noah's ark is the fact that adults still believe it actually happened.
The Biblical Man@Biblicalman
The most terrifying thing about Noah’s Ark isn’t the flood. It’s the boat. God gave exact length. Exact width. Exact wood. Exact pitch. No steering wheel. No sail. No engine. Noah was not the captain. He was cargo…
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Imagine diving into the Cretaceous seas worrying about mosasaurs, only to find out mosasaurs live in fear of a 19 m long Cretaceous kraken, a giant cirrate octopus the size of a sperm whale! Nanaimoteuthis may have been just that! :B What a time to be alive!
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This game is a kid's game in the same way that kirby is a kid's game
Wario64@Wario64
Ecco The Dolphin playable on the official website. There's another countdown (2157 hours, or July 21st) eccothedolphin.com
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The face you make when they disfigure you, ruin your life, your career, and then a man dressed as a bat shows up in your hospital room and tells you that he will hunt you down if you crash out.
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“Tried a liberal version but it didn't work”
“Democrats know that it’s AI slop ... The MAGA crowd is made up of dumb people ... super dumb people. And they fall for it"
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Culture Crave 🍿@CultureCrave
A man in India says he made thousands of dollars scamming 'super dumb' MAGA fans with a fake AI influencer named 'Emily Hart' • Helped pay for his medical school • Instagram's algorithm would blow up his fake content daily • Tried a liberal version but it didn't work “Democrats know that it’s AI slop ... The MAGA crowd is made up of dumb people ... super dumb people. And they fall for it" (via @WIRED)
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A full blown horror movie in a superhero cinematic universe is crazy. We eating too good
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You know people don’t like to admit this but older cartoons they grew up with were woke and discussed social issues like this and were very on the nose about it
W@fwxainthosis
Johnny Bravo is turned into a woman by a disgruntled fortuneteller in order to show him what it truly means to be a woman.
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Beginning of an Evil Dead movie: “Wow, this is pretty spooky.”
Ending of an Evil Dead movie:
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