Heather Kondak Ross

Stop saying “my spirit animal” and start saying “my fursona”

My Life As a Doppelgänger open.substack.com/pub/thepumado/… #doppelganger #substack #identicaltwin

"I was Chelsea, I had a Rick. I wish she got to experience her second act" #WhiteLotus #WhiteLotus3 #whitelotusfinale #mikewhite

For those preparing for #stormeowyn let me let you in on an Atlantic Canadian tradition: tonight is your night to gather your #stormchips (which here in the UK would be called #StormCrisps )

Got a story to tell? Whether you’re preparing for your first stand-up set, a full solo hour, or writing something completely different, the brilliant @heatherjross will help you understand the Shape of Stories. 🃏 Book now! 👉 eventbrite.co.uk/e/805894731837…

@treesdallas Hi there, I'm working on the upcoming MOGWAI doc and hoping to clear some footage filmed at your location. Could you pop me a message? Many thanks!!

@treesdallas Hi there, my name is Heather Ross, I'm a delivery coordinator for a MOGWAI documentary. I've got a YouTube clip of a show way back in 2001 - would you possibly be able to help me identify who shot it? PM me please :)

@blogotheque Hi there! I'm a Delivery Coordinator for an upcoming MOGWAI doc and I've got a time-sensitive question. Shoot me a DM if you can!

@MannyYitz Hi Manny, I'm a Delivery Coordinator with a Scottish music documentary and I'm hoping to clear a video off of your YouTube. Could you send me a message? Many thanks!

@Andunemir Hi Andres, I'm a Delivery Coordinator for an upcoming documentary about MOGWAI. Would you pop me a message? We're looking at concert archive and I'd love to chat!

Hi gang, my best pal/long rival @flattery_sucks needs eye surgery! Please consider donating: gofund.me/fe573b62

Charity Kase sitting in Untucked like #DragRaceUK

Halloween wouldn't be same without @TheRealElvira “What's the secret to Elvira’s success? Other than being the epitome of charisma and glamour, I guess it’s her ability to remain flexible for four decades, to possess some magic that appeals to so many.” buff.ly/2ZpQsXJ

@angusmaroon That got a dry cackle out of me

@heatherjross 🤣 I said at not with 😎

What a sweetie, they think, an angel for laughing with Heather, they think. But then he ROASTS me shortly after!

Get goofy b4 u get spooky

SNEAK PEEK 🙈🙉🙈 Pro acts test drive their brand new stuff. See it here first! 🎟 tockify.com/monkey.barrel/… @GarethWaugh @stephenbucomedy @heatherjross @rossisacoolguy @MsKrystalEvans @Comedyfox

With one week to #Halloween, it’s a perfect time to read Johnny Stone’s (Not) Gay Movie Club review, Unpleasant Dreams: Celebrating 40 years of Elvira, Mistress of the Dark: buff.ly/2ZpQsXJ @TheRealElvira @Shudder @Shudder_UK

@liamwithnail RIDE THE COATTAILS OF HIS COMEBACK.

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