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@gazeldav Mickey sure keeps his knife sharp though.

That is the saddest meal I have ever seen in my life

@Ravenismeee Snow too

Can people “smell rain” before it actually starts raining?? My grandma would say “I smell rain coming”

@realpeteyb123 B

Took the triplets to a desolate beach for their birthday. Had them build rock people. Promised them we will go to Internet to choose who made the best rock person. Drop a comment: Kid A Kid B Kid C Winner gets to plan itinerary tomorrow.

@JakeRammos Granite?

Gun to your head, name a rock.

@JustAMomNamedMM Yes because my early Alzheimer’s mother is going to accuse me of not doing it like I am a child even though she’s the one that forgets and doesn’t. One of us needs to prevent the dryer fire and it isn’t her.

Tell the truth. Do you clean out the lint trap every single time? Yes or no?

@TheChrisPTighe @RasmussenT56381 With how often female athletes have been known to starve themselves and are body shamed, I think maybe teaching them the need to refuel while training isn’t the worst thing in the world.

Obviously you are not a fitness expert…..you want to snark on the quality of snacks, go ahead, but every athlete that I know refuels during, inbetween, and after workouts…..this build habits of future pro athletes to keep consuming energy while they are engaging in high level fitness. @TheJoeySwoll

Snack culture for children has gotten completely out of hand. My daughter goes to a one-hour gymnastics class with a break in the middle, and everyone eats snacks during that break. Since when can't kids do sports for just one hour without needing snacks?

@koyukin1017 @nyp_qoo Not necessarily. I had an employee show up 15-25 minutes late every day. Said it was traffic - every day. I told her she wasn’t leaving on time -traffic is heavy in the morning because everyone is going to work. Plan accordingly.

@nyp_qoo こういう遅刻魔の人は、仕事だと遅刻しないんだよね🤣

信じられないくらい遅刻魔の友達がいて 「5分で行ける、先行ってて。」 20分待って先に向かった。 「もう着く！」 15分待って先に食事を始めた。 「ごめん、今電車乗った！」 返信しなかった。 40分後、彼女が来た。 私たちの料理は全部なくなっていた。 「え、もう食べたの？」 「うん。」 「ひどくない？」 誰も答えなかった。 「注文していい？」 「いいよ。」 彼女が料理を待っている間、私たちは会計を済ませた。 「え、

@Matt_Pinner Watch the original Poltergeist movie. You can see it happen. The last show listed for every station in the TV Guide was sign off meaning the station signed off for the night.

My grandparents told me that in the old days, TV channels would stop broadcasting at midnight. They'd play the national anthem & then go completely off air until morning. Is that real, or our they messing with me?

@ronsterd89 I like olives.

is there anyone who actually likes olives? Are we sure those people exist? Who buys olives to consume? I demand you reveal yourselves 🫒

@AesPolitics1 Here’s hoping Ohio, but we still have a lot of stupid here. Luckily the more right-leaning members of my family don’t really bother to vote.

Most likely states to flip blue in November in order. 1)Maine 2)Alaska 3)Ohio 4)Texas 5)Iowa

@ThaaatColin I like how the points of the triangle are Gary, Rochester and the middle of nowhere West Virginia.

Bullish on this part of America

@sweet_nector1 Mimeograph but for some reason we just called it the ditto machine. It made dittos of stuff.

No one so far has guessed the name of this thing. Can you?

@elenadesaa1999 More than 20 years.

¿Quién puede decir honestamente que ha tenido el mismo número de teléfono durante los últimos diez años?

@Kica333 @emmytargaryen Clean clothes in drawers, dirty back in suitcase.

People who unpack and put their clothes in the drawers at hotels scare me.

@allenanalysis So staged or false flag?

@FiredUpCoug Humans really are the worst thing to happen to this planet.

My girls were thrilled to find a small garter snake in our yard today. They thought it was cute. I explained that garter snakes are harmless, and that they help keep bugs and rodents under control. For a few minutes, this tiny creature turned into a little moment of wonder for them. A couple hours later, a golf cart full of young men drove past our yard on the course we live on. One of them yelled, “Look, a snake!” The driver shouted, “I’ll get it!” and swerved the cart to run it over. Then he backed up and ran it over again. And again. His friends laughed. It all happened too fast for me to stop it. After they drove away, I went over, gathered the broken body of the little snake, and hid it in the rough so my daughters wouldn’t see it. I know it was “just a snake.” But I felt sick. Something that had filled my girls with curiosity and wonder was killed for a moment of amusement. And I can’t stop thinking about how much better the world would be if more people learned to protect small, harmless things instead of finding joy in destroying them.

@Airaasayss White

Read very carefully!!!!! And look Closely before before You answer......🤔🤔

@NoNonsenseND Yes

Any other autistics accused of "eavesdropping" when you'd hear someone's conversation and then say something? I remember being on the bus as a kid, and my acute hearing would pick everything up and couldn't resist the urge to interject.

@ThatEricAlper Hunt the Wumpus on our Commodore 64

What was the first video game you remember playing?

@Idarabasimi I guess we know which family you’ll be spending holidays with.

My parents skipped my wedding to fly to Dubai with my brother. So I asked my father-in-law to walk me down the aisle instead—and the cameras captured everything. Within days, the footage exploded online, racking up 14 million views. When I finally checked my phone again,