Not Him (nor the other one) 🗿🐑

I want to go on record as a vaguely rational person: #Flamethrowers are not an effective #zombie defense. They're still going to be attacking, but now they're also on fire. Your situation has not improved. (Apologies and thanks to #C0nc0rdance. I stole this.)

@elie_foube16925 It's an enjoyable read by someone who obviously knew the "cunting" paper well. Enjoy!

@HectorTheHog Just ordered this book - 400 pp. and cheap!

I have a confession: I regularly look at the Mail Online and in a pub will look at the print version. It holds morbid a facination for me. I can highly recommend Adrian Addison's Mail Men. History and insight all in one book. The LRB has a good review.lrb.co.uk/the-paper/v39/…

@Nigel_Farage Quiet. Quiet racist. The good news is that now the programme is "utterly discredited" Reform have no reason to keep infesting it.

BBC Question Time is an utterly discredited programme. No wonder half a million people refuse to pay the license fee every year.

@GBNEWS How unforgivable! But, er, what about the red one? Wankers.

Zack Polanski wears a white poppy as he overlooks Remembrance Sunday ceremony at the Cenotaph gbnews.com/politics/zack-…

@GBNEWS Only three? Disgraceful. Why not four?

Queen Camilla and Sophie wear three poppies on Remembrance Sunday unlike Princess Kate gbnews.com/royal/queen-ca…

The Mal One speaks. Listen carefully.

@TawhakiTheGod They obviously don't worship Aristaeus, the god of cheese. It's rumoured he kept a small, intimate supply about his person at all times.

This post has taught me that some Americans possess a sense of humour. What a time to be alive.

@judecambridge @BrexitBuster @JamieYaar I blame Alan Bennett. It was, I think, he who first used the term to describe the bastard.

@HectorTheHog @BrexitBuster @JamieYaar Might have been polite to include a definition: agree the word (= frog-like) should be widely circulated.

Poor old Countess Alexandra Nikolaevna Tolstoy-Miloslavsky, the ordinary British single mother who has experienced banking troubles. Haven’t we all lived in Moscow, hobnobbed with Putin’s oligarchs and had an affair and three kids with Sergei Pugachev (aka ‘Putin’s banker’)? 😢

@TawhakiTheGod I see you, but of course I do: you are omnipotent (or something like that).

Can you see me or have I been invisibled against?

@TawhakiTheGod @Support @X But, but, if you delete everything your infinite wisdom will become ineffable!

The great purge of me and all the things I say is almost complete. Yet there are 41 things I cannot remove, it says I reposted them but the thing is not green. @Support @X

@TiceRichard What a team, Dick! Sure to win.

Reform 1st team….🇬🇧

@LeeAndersonMP_ @reformparty_uk Here's one. As Chief Whip would you please investigate where the money came from for @Nigel_Farage's partner's home in Clacton? I'm sure you would not want the financial probity of your leader to be in any doubt, would you Trigger?

Back To Work.. There's a country to save and @reformparty_uk are on the front line. Tell me below what your priorities are for our country.

New painting: 'Always There' 50cm x 42cm You'll never have a better friend than a dog. #naiveart

Be honest - is anyone surprised the sold out of 2XL and 3XL first? 😂

@TonySmi48995011 @Eric_Camel69 Well played. Mine is PfizerNano-EJ6789v6. The last bit is a real batch no. and I couldn't resist throwing in a nano for chuckles.

@HectorTheHog @Eric_Camel69 Mine is ‘Pfizer5G’

I had a MiFi unit installed in my "new" van. An external antenna will make the best of any available signal & it saves having to mess about with hotspots & tethering from my phone. I set it up properly earlier & changed the SSID to something more friendly.🙂

@Roddy_Neilson Go on.

I just got my A Level results. I got a D for Homeopathy. I’m really pleased as it’s a highly diluted A!

@LeeAndersonMP_ Woof! Get in there Trigger and give him a good brushing down, you big boy's broom.

If its no skin off your nose then why are you bleating about on here you big girls blouse?

@VP @usairforce Speaking of RAF bases, why don't you pay a respectful visit to the family of Harry Dunn who was killed by a US citizen with "diplomatic immunity" near RAF Croughton? Given that your motorcade seems to think it is OK to drive on the right in the UK it would be sensitive.

📸 Vice President Vance meets with US airmen and their families at RAF Station Fairford in England.   @usairforce
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@slim2buff @CPhilpOfficial @Daily_Express @JournoZak Bless him, he's gone done a Jenrick.

@CPhilpOfficial @Daily_Express @JournoZak So you filmed everything yet failed to capture this event on camera? 🤔

Exiting the jungle 2 near Dunkirk where we had a machete pulled on us. Then got pelted with glass bottles in the video below. Footage from inside the camp to follow @Daily_Express @JournoZak

@IoanaLogafatu @RutStamSound I bought Herself a flight from Sywell a few years back. The Spitfire was a bit pricey, but she thoroughly enjoyed being freezing cold in in a Tiger Moth.

@RutStamSound It is the Spitfire for hire based at Sywell. Where better to take a flight than over Rutland Water? It is often in the area

Anyone know the reason? We saw it banking near the Showground as the Rutland Flower Show setup takes place. There will be a daily BBMF flypast there