Jon Jonzz

@LeadingReport No fucking shit?

Despite widespread AI adoption, 89% of leaders say it has not boosted their company’s labor productivity, according to Gallup.

@ak_unise_ng God I want to shower you in my cum

@femalebodybuil6 A fucking heart attack. Eww

Fries aren’t available, what are you having with this burger?

@helldivers2 So no new modules after 1.5 fucking years? Give us what we want Arrowhead. It's not that hard to do constant updates. Rebuild your game in a new engine if that's what it takes. Nobody's going to care. Just take a page out of destiny's book and do what they did when they fixed it

SERVERS ONLINE. The supply lines have been reinforced. Stratagem availability is back to 100%. Get back to the front, Helldivers! Super Earth isn't going to defend itself. Super Earth has deemed that additional maintenance may be required in the coming days. (Our scheduled maintenance period has concluded.)

@helldivers2 New modules finally?

Attention Helldivers! High Command has authorized a scheduled refit of our Super Destroyer network. Expect temporary outages as we optimize the logic circuits for Freedom. We will perform backend maintenance on May 19 at 10am CEST until 12pm CEST, during which you will be temporarily unable to purchase or spend Super Credits in-game. You may also experience brief login interruptions and delays in reward payouts.

@LilithTrans @LadyHarknessXXX Id be so fucking happy

What if the girl you match on tinder is packing this thick monster? 😳

@LeadingReport I hate both sides of the government with a passion but Kotek is ruining Oregon. This is phenomenal news

Republicans take the lead in the race for governor in deep-blue Oregon, per Hoffman Research poll. Chris Dudley: 48% Tina Kotek: 44%

@swd2 Guess what retard. He's not in office anymore

Update?

@thesexdoll Lmk if you ever cum to Portland

bush yur teeth🪥

@PrincessQ69 Does Liquid Death know about this free promo?

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@lady_valor_07 Just buy a new one you cheap fuck

I have tried everything from white vinegar to soaking. Please help.

@LeadingReport Hmm that's a little fucking weird

CIA seized 40 boxes of JFK and MK-ULTRA files that were being processed by the Office of the Director of National Intelligence (ODNI) for declassification.

@kevinblue345 I don't claim these kind of white people

another white racist bothering black people

@cutiieepie6 This is a joke right? You're an asshole. You're literally being ungrateful about getting free money. Shut the fuck up

Some guy tipped me ten dollars in quarters, and I’m still trying to figure out what kind of person thinks that’s acceptable. I just finished a DoorDash order, and he casually mentions he forgot to tip in the app—which, fine, not ideal, whatever. Then he dramatically pulls out a literal roll of quarters like he’s handing me the crown jewels. He looks me dead in the eye and says, “Sorry man, I didn’t tip on the app, this is all I’ve got.” Yeah, thanks. I love holding a handful of coins like it’s 1998. I don’t use change. I’m not a parking meter. I’m not walking around with rolls of quarters or dumping them into a Coinstar just to get the money I already earned. I took it because arguing over coins isn’t how I planned to spend my day, but that doesn’t make it okay. Tipping in quarters is peak absurdity. Tip in the app, tip in bills, tip digitally—literally anything that doesn’t involve me schlepping around loose metal. Acting like this is normal? Pure comedy. And yes, no one should ever think a pocketful of coins counts as a tip.

@NikitaKinka Fuck I need to ruin that ass

Something THICK required for something FAT 🫦 don’t u think?

@LeadingReport Well that's pretty fucking stupid

No mandatory quarantine is planned for Americans returning from hantavirus cruise ship, per CDC official.

@lady_valor_07 Fuck yes. Never willingly listened to a song of his as is

@chickyxime This is messed up and unfair on his end. Smdh to this gym. That's some straight up bullshit

Gym Kicks Man Out for Refusing to Help Woman After Accident — She Was Completely Ignored

@cbar_tx @VrilNyeX @rawsalerts @TravTrav3000 Shut up you retarded fucking piece of goddamn shit. Chuck you can suck a fucking dick you fucking fagot

@VrilNyeX @rawsalerts @TravTrav3000 In the USA, it's YOUR JOB to focus on you. Also, leave US the fuck alone and stop begging for shit.

🚨#BREAKING: President Donald Trump has announced that the United States will be taking control of Cuba almost immediately

@LeadingReport Why is this news?

President Trump says Pete Rose should be in the Hall of Fame.