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@HeisSanta

Cloud-watching 🌿 music 🚦 @ManUtd 🔰 5x Suspension Champion 🏆

Katılım Mart 2021
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#𝐍𝐚𝐭𝐞
#𝐍𝐚𝐭𝐞@RealNate08·
Mnakumbuka ule champe alipea yengs pesa ya cab after wametoka date alafu akaenda kupanga line ya matatu tao akapatana na yengs kwa line 😂😂😂😂😂
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veriTY™️
veriTY™️@VERITY_HQ·
No married woman who cheated on her husband did it with condom .
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Rèed
Rèed@Ian_San254·
So I sent this nduthi guy Ksh 1000 instead of Ksh 100 and all he could say is ntakubeba mara tisa tumalizane..
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Ademba Allans
Ademba Allans@Ademba_47·
Hakuna mtu anaweza compile hizi fake promises zote za Ruto tuchezee wazazi wetu kwa TV?
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Akinyemi olanrewaju.
Akinyemi olanrewaju.@__olanrewaju__·
As a man, you have to get to the point where even your own mother can’t manipulate you.
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Haky
Haky@Haky49501827·
Ukitaka kuactivate matusi ya mschana ita yeye malaya ama ambia yeye alitoa mimba
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Alex
Alex@alex65971512·
Whoever invented ngumus was definitely into BDSM
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Nzioka Muli
Nzioka Muli@nziokamul1·
Hantavirus is not transmitted person-to-person. It is transmitted rat-to-person. Stay away from the Rutos and members of parliament, you’ll be fine.
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ADRIAN
ADRIAN@Adrian_realestt·
Sometimes I have this urge where I just want to punch things. The crazy thing is that I don't feel pain when I'm doing it
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Mr kev
Mr kev@mrkev_sir·
@evenmaina X is very powerful A certain sacco frustrated me for a month,vile i posted here my issue was sorted out in less tha 24 hours
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Eve Maina
Eve Maina@evenmaina·
Insurance companies should first confirm if someone has a twitter account before they refuse to release funds. How do you frustrate someone for months then remit funds IMMEDIATELY after they expose you on twitter? Are you dumb? You’ve lost all potential clients who saw the post.
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Judy
Judy@JudyWagathigi·
Na ukiwai scammiwa usiende kulilia kwa dm ya scammer. Nothing will change 😂😂😂
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NNEOMA 🇮🇹
NNEOMA 🇮🇹@sparkliin·
Arsenal fans have been awfully quiet since they found out they'll be facing PSG and not Bayern in the final.
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Eva.
Eva.@Bunny_ngl·
Nobody baths 365 times a year. Absolutely nobody!
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🐉@Kamau266·
Wives of people who work abroad pretending to see dick for the first time when they come back after 2 years.
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Ole Teya
Ole Teya@TeyaKevin·
Lakini process ya appealing a ban can he so embarrassing. Karibu niambie Elon kuwa huko Kobos, Kitale ni mimi tu niko X na the whole village inategemea account 😂😂
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MrBlack™
MrBlack™@KE_MrBlack·
Bro to bro: Avoid bar fights at all cost, I'm burying my friend this weekend💔
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Five Times August
Five Times August@FiveTimesAugust·
The Epstein case is so bad the government gave you a war, a new virus, and aliens to keep you distracted from it. Sit with that as long as you need.
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CODE 14 😜🔥
CODE 14 😜🔥@newto_code_14·
Nimetoa degree kwa CV yangu nikapigiwa simu tatu hadi sina cha kusema 😱😅
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Saīñt
Saīñt@BBevvone·
Algorithm ikikufikisha hapa just retweet.. #RutoMustGo
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alien
alien@alienincrisis·
the worst part about wasting your life is how comfortable it becomes
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