Manager 📸

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Manager 📸

Manager 📸

@Heisnooh

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Hinato@opsylojay1·
My neighbor decided my parking spot was hers. So I let her. I came home at 11pm last Tuesday. Tired. Hungry. Just wanted my bed. And there it was. A silver SUV in my spot. Again. This was the third time this month. I walked up to her door and knocked. She opened it like I was interrupting something. "Oh hey. That’s my sister’s car. She’s just visiting for a few days."
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Manager 📸@Heisnooh·
Bro you really went full HOA nazi over a parking spot and then left a smug little note like you won something. That $300 tow is the most expensive validation of your empty life I’ve ever seen. People like you are why nobody talks to their neighbors anymore.
Hinato@opsylojay1

My neighbor decided my parking spot was hers. So I let her. I came home at 11pm last Tuesday. Tired. Hungry. Just wanted my bed. And there it was. A silver SUV in my spot. Again. This was the third time this month. I walked up to her door and knocked. She opened it like I was interrupting something. "Oh hey. That’s my sister’s car. She’s just visiting for a few days."

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miaa.@miacluv·
they say the way he treats you on your birthday is how he feels about you.
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PRESIDENT👑
PRESIDENT👑@YURPRESIDENT·
I miss skipping class in school Skipping work is way too serious 🤦🏽‍♂️💔
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Habdul
Habdul@olayiwolahabdul·
🚨🚨 JOAO PEDRO HAS SCORED A HAT-TRICK! 🇧🇷✨ 🚩 Live: Chelsea 6-4 Western Sydney Wanderers FC
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MAY💙💤
MAY💙💤@munahtee·
Outfit I would never let my man wear out😕 Fashion is subjective though. Tell me what you think 👇👇👇
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Careless Driver★
Careless Driver★@sojuthedriver·
As a careful and sometimes careless driver, I learnt these lessons: {Part 1}
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OSAS 🍾
OSAS 🍾@Theosasona·
Do people still kiss before having sex with eachother in 2026??
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NOLLY
NOLLY@omoelerinjare1·
Expired Tags, Closed Doors, and a Missed Email Her car tags expired while the office was closed for a COVID quarantine. She emailed them about it, but they missed the message. They gave her two weeks, though the office can’t legally take action if government offices are shut down for quarantine.
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Suspect
Suspect@Abbakr_Abbaty·
Found out the reason why my friend isn’t getting a job😂
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Hinato
Hinato@opsylojay1·
It was Tuesday. Her sister "visits" every single week. I nodded. Didn’t argue. Just took a photo of the car in my spot. With the parking number visible. Then I emailed building management. Attached the photo. Attached my lease that says "Assigned Spot #24." Next morning I left for work early. The SUV was gone. In its place: a bright orange tow sticker. Later that day I found a note on my door. All caps. "YOU’RE SO PETTY." I wrote one back. Left it under her door. "Lease says assigned parking. Not suggested parking." Haven’t seen her sister’s car since. Some people think rules are optional. Until they cost $300.
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Chris Digital 💻 📚
Chris Digital 💻 📚@Christolord2024·
Most people are working for money, while Smart people are building assets. An asset puts money in your pocket, A liability keeps taking money out of your pocket. Your biggest asset is the skill you can use to solve people's problems. That's where the money is. Stop waiting for opportunities, Become the opportunity. If you want to discover your niche, build valuable AI and digital skills, and learn how to earn online, send me a DM or comment INTERESTED. Don't let doubt or procrastination keep you where you are. ✍️
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Chris Digital 💻 📚@Christolord2024

Everybody wants a remote job, but not everybody is building a skill. Companies don't employ people because they need money. They employ people who can solve problems. Find your niche, Master your skill, then the opportunities will come. If you don't know where to start, send me a DM. ✍️ I will help you find your niche and build the right digital skills.

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Movie Drill
Movie Drill@themoviedrill·
Having a sister like this is not a flex.
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Ibrahim
Ibrahim@Mrbiro699·
It is very likely that if robots get out of country, China 🇨🇳 will be the first to say the price.
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YOO BRO
YOO BRO@mosleee_s·
Tony Hawk must be proud seeing this😂🤌
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Son of grace
Son of grace@Remi9Taiwo·
𝐓𝐡𝐢𝐬 𝐢𝐬 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐛𝐞𝐬𝐭 𝐦𝐨𝐯𝐢𝐞 𝐞𝐯𝐞𝐫 🎬𝐖𝐫𝐚𝐭𝐡 𝐨𝐟 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐓𝐢𝐭𝐚𝐧𝐬 (𝟐𝟎𝟏𝟐).
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THE PROPERTY MAN #RealEstateInLagos
Promises are easy. Delivery is what matters. Today, I was privileged to witness the surveillance aircraft promised for Oyo State land at Samuel Ladoke Akintola Airport, Ibadan. May it become a valuable tool in protecting lives, improving security, and keeping our communities safer. Here’s hoping it delivers on its purpose. ✈️🇳🇬
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Seyi Makinde@seyimakinde

Today, we took delivery of the two DA42MN-G aircraft procured by our administration for security surveillance and reconnaissance missions in Oyo State.

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