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@Tempoe_ Baba abeg help my life o

@AsakyGRN Agbaassi kan pere

Lady shares how she travelled for Ileya with her Rottweiler because she doesn’t have ₦50 million for ransom in case she gets k%dnapp3d.

@thelola_01 Normally dem suppose fence that Ibadan

My sister posted this 16 minutes ago said it's happening at gbelekake, Ibadan

@sepril23NG 8166497203 Momo bank Israel Ayo Idan mi Tuale o i go like be 4/10

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@Ologbode1 @tbello007 @FinPlanKaluAja1 You just wanna be unfortunate so bad huh?

@tbello007 @FinPlanKaluAja1 How do you know Nigeria is the most accommodating, if what the South Africans are going through we go through same, we don’t even have any African nationals in other industries or work force, even in Lagos, it hard to get job if you don’t speak Yoruba.

The effects will not be seen today Give it a decade

@OlawaleOlanir12 @ThinkYoruba_1st We gotta start finding this people and do proper mending to their brains

“ Christian said only Muslim will lead ogun state” Just listen to the manipulative technique this man is using inside the mosque Even Turing Yoruba against Yoruba Hausa against Yoruba using using religion Abeg is this right Abi na just me de see am like that

@elonmusk the whole world has turned Nigeria to a go to when they wanna propagate lies just to trend on your app, why is it allowed?

You Dey see POTUS and family scam daily. Na for your eye dem rug pull crypto just less than 2 years ago. You say Nigerians, you must be stupid.

@OmoBishi0001A @dammiedammie35 Mf there are millions with skills, is the pay worth the stress? You can apply too if you like sacrificing your entire life for peanuts , like the country isn’t hard enough, if you’re wise like you are trying to paint yourself, you’d know the so called ceo is also on to something

@dammiedammie35 This is so dumb 🤦 😪 🙄. What kind of argument is this Tori Olohun? Which one comes first, skills or money? The company needs you input . This is a matter of skillset. It is either you have it or not. Money comes later. You can move elsewhere if they are not willing to pay u

A very important question for Moniepoint CEO that says he has 500 vacant post in his company but he cannot employ Nigerians anymore because Nigerians do not global standards

@LongShortDow @dammiedammie35 Yall just wanna comment real bad right? So Moniepoint should be fed fat but his workers should look like diarrhea patients?

@OkonSamuel34126 @dammiedammie35 You talk like a oussy and you sure look like one

@MrBTC101 @nnamdiobiii Just shut tf up , the whole of Nigeria knows this app? Na @OPay_NG or @moniepoint ?

@nnamdiobiii Simple Research would have saved you from embarrassing us the more I'm not proud of it but all this is actually very true Nigeria is full of scammers and it's sad 💔

CLOWNS using the same PLAYBOOK. Someone tagged me to this nonsense yesterday. You banned Nigeria and called it fraud prevention. Let's be clear about what this actually is. Your own post admits your detection system ran for months before catching a ~95% fraud rate. If your KYC is that strong, why did it take months? You don't get to announce your detection failure and then blame the country. The 95% figure has zero public methodology. No third-party audit. No breakdown of how fraud was defined. No clarity on whether Nigerian users were flagged by the same thresholds as Malaysia or Indonesia. You cannot cite a statistic only you can see and call it evidence. That passport photo proves one person submitted a fake document. Not that 200 million people are fraudsters. WE KNOW WHO YOU ARE. A 22 year old college dropout who built a data harvesting app and dressed it up as fair compensation for the little guy. Look at your own investor list. K5 Global and Founders Fund have co-invested in the same portfolio companies. Founders Fund is the original institutional backer of Palantir. Your other backer, Aglaé Ventures, owned by Bernard Arnault, runs an AI portfolio that intersects directly with the same labs that Palantir's AIP platform integrates with. Nobody is making wild accusations here. We are just reading the room. FOR MY NIGERIANS WHO DO NOT KNOW Here is what that network is actually building. Kled mobilizes hundreds of thousands of gig workers, mostly from the Global South, to upload personal photos, videos, and documents. You convert raw human life into machine readable product. The labs and platforms connected to your investors then take that data and make it actionable for governments, corporations, and in some cases, military operations. Here is why Nigeria specifically matters to this model. The major AI labs are currently being sued by artists, writers, and publishers for stealing data through web scraping. To win those cases, they need to prove they have clean, consented data. Buying a dataset from a platform like Kled, where every user signed a digital consent form in exchange for a few dollars, gives billion dollar tech companies a legal free pass. You are not disrupting anything. You are laundering consent for people with far more power than you. And here is the part nobody is saying out loud. Imagine if a company already under fire for government surveillance and military contracts openly offered to pay people in developing countries to film their homes and daily lives. It would look exactly like what it is. By using smaller startups as the public face, the same data gets collected, the same surveillance infrastructure gets fed, and the powerful names stay clean in the public eye. A 22 year old dropout does not accidentally end up with this investor network. The connections around him tell a very specific story. We are just the ones reading it out loud. This is the same playbook PayPal ran on Nigeria for years. Locked us out. Called us fraudsters. Made us third-class citizens of the internet economy. And when they finally came back, after years of Nigerian developers building workarounds and Nigerian users funding entire ecosystems without them, we had already moved on. We didn't need them. We needed the infrastructure they refused to give us. They did not give it to us and we survived. You will try to re-enter but it will be too late. To MY FELLOW NIGERIANS, Every time a foreign platform exits Nigeria citing fraud, we debate the fraud. We rarely ask why a country of 220 million people with the largest developer community in Africa still does not own the servers, the data centers, or the infrastructure that defines what "legitimate" looks like online. When you don't own your data infrastructure, someone else defines your identity. They decide what counts as fraud. They decide what counts as valid. They hold the receipt and you argue at the door. The answer to Kled is not begging them to return. The answer is owning the pipes. Data centers. Local cloud infrastructure. Payment rails we control. Identity systems we built. Every platform that exits us citing fraud is just showing us what it costs to not own our own infrastructure. That bill keeps compounding. It is time we paid it differently. So that next time, comedians like this will not have the guts to call us fraud without evidence.

@avipat_ @CommunityNotes this app has never been up and running in Nigeria before, this is rage baiting just to promote the dumb app, delete this user now, they’re are tarnishing the image of whole country

We have removed Kled from the Nigerian app store and IP banned the entire region. The first thing I would like to say is I have nothing against Nigeria. I have a ton of friends from this region and these were some of our earliest app adopters. Genuinely, thank you all for the support. Kled has been up and running and out of beta for 4 months now. We have paid out hundreds of thousands of people for their data, and our users have uploaded over 1 billion assets onto our platform. After several months of uploads we found that Nigeria had a ≈95% fraud rate. Instead of real, usable data, users were uploading pictures of black screens, duplicate photos, internet generated images, AI generated images, etc. at an unimaginable scale. In comparison, Malaysia, Indonesia, and the Philippines have a less than 10% fraud rate across 10x the userbase size. Our fraud system is fast to catch these issues but the level of complexity of these schemes is getting out of hand. This weekend we were flooded with thousands of fake Japanese passports and identity cards with Nigerians photoshopped onto them in our KYC system. That was the final straw. As a startup we can't afford to eat the costs of that data overhead, so we temporarily removed the app from the region while we improved our fraud detection and banning system to quickly filter out bad actors when the time is right. On top of all of this, every time we make a post there is someone asking us to bring the region back within seconds. We hear you, but it's gotten out of hand. We've made this decision with great care. We love everyone who has genuinely supported Kled from Nigeria, and we hope to return when the time is right. -Kled Team

@larrider @NigeriaStories You’re stereotyping the whole country youth cause some dey your dm dey beg?

@NigeriaStories They are complaining about no jobs but let there be 50 million jobs today, they won't still do it. They just want to wake up and find 1 billion naira in their account without working for it. Very lazy and criminal minded generation of youths.

“I used to feel Nigerians are really bright. We have had over 500 vacancies since 2024, and we are still struggling to find Nigerians to fill those roles. They don’t meet global standards. I blame social media, yahoo & hook up culture..” ~ Moniepoint CEO, Tosin Eniolorunda says

@topeapoola @AbroadRecruiter @NigeriaStories @NextNigeriaPre You just confirmed her take, o gor gan

@AbroadRecruiter @NigeriaStories @NextNigeriaPre Oh I see. If they are so bright what are they doing abroad?

Dear @MTNNG you people are thieves and stealing from the citizens. How did I finish 75GB data in less than a week? I didn’t go on Instagram, I didn’t go on TikTok, I didn’t watch Netflix or YouTube, I was just tweeting. Enough is enough, we should start gathering at the front of MTN office this week to protest. This is not acceptable.

@VeryDarkJoe @Coinvo You just had to be unfortunate because of Elon money right? @OfficialDSSNG @PoliceNG @NgComCommission yall gotta do better with the internet space, these halfbreed Nigerians be gullible asf

@Coinvo No wonder Nigeria is the way it is because no amount of suffering or hardship can make Nigerians react to anything. With a cup of rice Nigerians can forget their son that was killed at lekki tollgate or kidnapped by bandits that's how docile and unserious we are shame

WOW: 🇳🇬 A medical report shows Nigerians have a 'special gene mutation' which keeps them happier than others. They seemingly have the bliss chemical called “Anandamide” which cuts the chances of depression, PTSD, and makes it easier to forget painful memories.

@Coinvo Please let’s report this unfortunate account

@Coinvo Can you please stop posting anything about Nigeria please

@ACEMIDIAN @Coinvo Yall are murderers

@Coinvo It's always the Nigerians doing crime all over the world. However, when South Africa stands up against these lowlives, the whole world cries, xenophobia.

WILD: 🇺🇸🇳🇬 FBI says 25 people have been convicted in a $215 million Nigerian fraud scheme targeting over 1,000 victims across 47 U.S. states.

When were y’all planning to put me on 17 music, btw ALEX IWOBI is 17