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Watching Question Time on catch up. I think Dick van Dyke was a more convincing Cockney than Tom Skinner.

@bbcquestiontime didn't just rush to the defence of Farage, they took the opportunity to snipe at Mike Tapp. Indefensible bias on full display.

BREAKING: Trump announces that the Vatican called and is begging him to become Pope He says he will probably pass as it might interfere with his duties as the new Wizard of Oz

We've reached the point where Danny Dyer is talking more sense than almost anybody ...

One test is to determine if he's losing cognitive ability. Three tests is to measure how fast it's happening.

If there is precisely one thing you watch today, make it this. French Senator Claude Malhuret. A microphone. And the most magnificently savage dismantling of the Trump administration ever delivered in a language they almost certainly don’t speak. He covers Iran. He covers corruption. He covers the kind of staggering, industrial-scale incompetence that would get you fired from managing a car park. And he does it with the calm, unhurried certainty of a man who has read every page of the indictment and found it, if anything, worse than expected. France has never pretended to like these people. But this is contempt elevated to an art form. The kind of refined, aristocratic disdain that takes centuries of civilization to produce and approximately ninety seconds to deploy. Malhuret sounds like he is four seconds from the button. Not out of panic. Out of sheer, exhausted disgust. Honestly? Understandable. Watch it. Share it. The adults are speaking. Gandalv / @Microinteracti1

“The reality is the future is electric” Octopus Energy CEO @g__j says the UK is ‘going to look like a backward country’ if we go ‘back to burning’ rather than taking on cleaner technologies #Peston

How can the UK possibly send King Charles to meet with this ignorant piece of shit?

So now we know, Farage is too frightened to appear on QT in front of his own constituents. He has lied about rules preventing him from appearing. No surprise!

@LBC @AndrewMarr9 For your information Marr 👇

@Mr_Husky1 Debbin (dolphin)

Admit it: Your kid mispronounced a word three years ago and now the whole family says it that way. What's the word in your house? (We still say 'pasketti' and I’m not stopping anytime soon.)

So Shelagh Fogarty lets the Tory guest basically excuse a note that was well known as a joke in 2010 to excuse 14 YEARS of underspending and hollowing out of defence which their own defence minister said. Yet they had billions to spend on VIP lanes @LBC

@Daniel7Prinsloo Wow , twice in one week I’ve agree with Iran

Nope the entire world does 🙏🌎

@LBC So let me get this…Starmer was castigated for not sending Dragon soon enough, now its not available for manoeuvres & Germany (who havent sent any warships to Iran) are stepping in with their ship, Starmer is bad for this too ? You people are insentient

'Minister where are our warships?' Defence secretary in choppy waters as he admits to not knowing where they are as Britain borrows German frigate lbc.co.uk/article/putin-…

@LBC Who the fu(k has control of @LBC social media this morning ? Liz Truss ?

Britain 'to be hit harder than any other G7 economy' by war in Middle East lbc.co.uk/article/britai…

"My most vivid memories of my school life is Farage repeatedly coming up to me, knowing that I was Jewish, saying 'Hitler was right' and 'gas em' and that was frequently followed by imitating the sound of escaping gas." Peter Ettedgui, ex classmate of @Nigel_Farage. #newsnight

@LBC He said we were ‘borrowing’ the German frigate because HMS Dragon was to be used but was now deployed in Iran. As for telling the Ferrari listeners where all of our navy are right now seems like the mother of all idiotic ideas when we’re at the mercy of the tango idiot in chief

@HadrianAD122 @LBC That’s not the answer Google gives….

@LBC “We have…we have…we have…we have…we have…” If you listen closely you can hear one of his aides frantically typing into the search bar in Google. Utterly shambolic. Even third world countries are laughing at us now.

Moment defence secretary 'embarrassingly' struggles to name navy fleet size lbc.co.uk/article/defenc…

@TerryBriton @LBC @Enigma0021 @NickFerrariLBC Maybe Ferrari should be interviewing them then if it’s so important for us to know

@Hel3nrose @LBC @Enigma0021 @NickFerrariLBC Russia knows it anyway you muppet

How many frigates and destroyers does the UK have at its disposal? Defence Secretary John Healey can't seem to tell @NickFerrariLBC with any certainty.

@LBC @LBC trying desperately to make this ‘happen’