HellenFlonah

@paulwebs1 Bambi sorry for what you’re going through

Why do most single mothers never mention having kids during talking stage with a new guy 🤔

@mukyalaNeighbor What’s the cultural reason why parents (mums) shouldn’t attend their children’s kwangula?

I thought mama stays in kasoolya Talina kulaba muko. Kyemugamba obuko bwagwawo bwagenda ne ba jaja

@DenisDukeUG You have a sister named Tabz?

By the way, my sister Tabz is a Married Man 😂😂😂😂

@sheisafairyyy Where are u getting all this?

I just found out that most women has a certain postpartum smell when they give birth and that it doesn’t smell pleasant 😭😭😭😭😭😭 Wow!

@mukyalaNeighbor Are u still friends with your ex?

@HelenFlonah Nah I don’t fight

I. Go outside

@genoeric1 One time I was forced to just poke it with my finger and force out the confetti

If you want to set me up for failure, give me this party popper and tell me to unleash it during the cake cutting.

@TweetsbyHenry Even if the lights are on, I wouldn’t come near them

I don’t want lights goin off when I’m near someone wearing such an outfit 😱…

@GODFREY_Kutesa The moment u find yourself “fighting” for something, you didn’t have it in the first place

Kyoka atudde asirisse nga bwebamuswaazaswaza!! What happened to men?? Who weakened this breed ? Build back MASCULINITY where men fight for their honor!! Let this lesson sink the when u leave a traditional man, he doesn’t sit around waiting, he replaces you instantly. By the time you return ossangawo omulara gwe n’ofuuka namba bbiri !! I felt sad when she said , mbu “I wanted to replace him”. How ?? How can a woman replace a man? TEKISOBOKA era TEKILIIYO !! That power belongs to the man alone.

@Chiomabtq @roxie_ug I once saw mine on WhatsApp status. It was just the compound but it didn’t sit well with me

My boss’s maid has been making TikTok content using my boss’s bedroom, wardrobe and kitchen. Apparently her content portrayed a rich classy woman 😅

“Calling” and “Ringing” are two different things on whatsapp call.

Happy belated birthday Hilda! @mukyalaNeighbor

@Akubae_ No way 😭

Life so private no one knows I once went to a poetry show hungry af and a gent came chatting me up for a few only to see him again on stage performing a poem about girls who hide hunger with lipstick

Have you ever met someone your heart chose instantly, but life didn’t? Someone you wanted to love endlessly, yet they were only passing through. A lesson wrapped in a person. You gave them your version of love, and in return, they taught you the hardest truth that sometimes love means letting go, letting them be, and finally learning to choose yourself.

@roxie_ug Yeyyy I have two of those which means I’m pretty 🤩

Behind every pretty girl is either allergies, asthma, tummy issues, low iron or poor eyesight.

@benmwine Mbu men are strong, clearly not. Small small blood and they pass out😂

Dear young men, at some point someone will try to convince you that to be a supportive husband/father, you must be there to hold your woman's hand as she delivers. Be available. Fetch the Water. Wash the dishes. Pay the Bills. Whatever you do, DON'T be in that room!!!

@Luismdha @roxie_ug @lulanzeashirafu Have you subtracted the Covid years?

@roxie_ug @lulanzeashirafu She was interviewed in 2014 coz she referred 2013 as last year, 23+12=35, add 3 to make it 38yrs

This video was recorded in 2013, how old is she now?

There's a serious TIKTOK addiction pandemic going on among our Parent's age group. It's not even a laughing matter

@KeruboSk The alphabet

what is something you memorised years ago and can still recite for no reason?

Microwaves be like: here is your hot plate of cold rice....