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It’s #CyberMentoringMonday!!!! Are you looking for a professional mentor or to learn more about InfoSec? Are you experienced and willing to ‘give back’? Use this thread and hashtag to connect!

Looks like my time on Twitter is nearing the end again. I will follow up if I switch my online presence. And fuck Elon Musk.

Halloween costume idea: Dress as Super Mario and use your normal speaking voice. You’ll be Chris Pratt’s Super Mario.

Interviewing in software engineering is harder than the jobs we are interviewing for. Dragging someone on Twitter for their poor performance is terrible. If they see it, you are further crushing them after an inherently traumatizing experience. No one has everything memorized.

What's wrong honey? You've barely touched your 10,000 page SAST report.

Insert commas into your password so when your credentials are dumped into a CSV it breaks it

Want to get into infosec? A thread 🧵 Look, learn networking basics. A lot of people will tell you that you don't have to. It's true, you don't. But you're a better #infosec professional if you do.

Updated Covid Vaccine Booster activated! 💉

“Do you want to hop on a quick call about this?” N 　 O 　　　 O 　　　　 o 　　　　　o 　　　　　 o 　　　　　o 　　　　 。 　　　 。 　　　. 　　　. 　　　 .

The Uber hack is quite severe and wide ranging. Wishing their blue teams the best of luck and love during this understandably difficult period. Some thoughts & observations based on what we've seen so far 👉 1/N

Me trying on my new Hokas like:

The more I do cybersecurity the more I realize we just need to burn down everything we built and start over. Would be more efficient in the long run.

Hi folks! I'm thinking I'd like to be on some podcasts. Especially AppSec, DevOps, or software developer focused. Any ideas for me? Invitations would be extremely welcome. 😁

Just remembered that when I use to QA video games we recorded our gameplay on VCRs. Made me giggle. I would hope nowadays they just screen record. Any QA testers want to chime in?

@Raybeorn @alicenboblearn Because you were on some of the episodes and so was @HellaSecure !

@sherrod_im Have to agree, I’ve always said that threat modeling is a highly subjective activity. Open for any and all alternatives, and using threat data is a fantastic suggestion.

A lot of talk about threat modeling lately. Let me give you some idea of why I hate it and think threat modeling is bullshit. I'll also tell you what I think is better. I'm going to use $BIGCO as my example. Here's a long thread. #infosec #blueteam #malware #skincare 🔜🧵

Great read, this is what I experienced with every CISO/Security Director I’ve worked with. It’s sad but true.

@koronkowy Only if it has pocket space for my lockpicks and wifi pineapple.

@DoRunAwayLoop Wish I could have seen it myself 😁

@HellaSecure Apparently a fair amount. I was laughing at this because at first I thought it was like “C is for cat” obvious, until I realized. 😂

Curious how many bored ape bros went to the Cryptography Village. #DEFCON30