Jared Kincaid

Shot through the shoulder, burned in a blast, and people are still "mysteriously" disappearing. Yes, of course I'm still alive. And busy.

@jmuije It cost me, but we've got an answer.

@Schlyne Yes and no, depending on your perspective.

The results are in: Killing a person with a burger is both A). a skillful use of beef, and B). a (delicious) waste of meat.

In Clearfield, PA, for what amounts to the cosmic coincidence of "job meets culinary nirvana." I'm so excited. You have no idea.

@jmuije So far, so good. Tonight's wrap up should prove more satisfying.

@jmuije Claymores are an awesome anti-personnel device, but the rifle is an easy, effective way to guarantee the job gets done right.

Torching the building and bringing it down on your enemies is tremendously effective. The rifle covering the exit point just seals the deal.

@Uriel_Watchman Cryptic, but doubtless accurate.

@jmuije @HarriedWizard I haven't stopped laughing yet.

@bloomin_heather Fair point!

"Winter is Coming": Motto of House Stark, or something the Winter Court says when in flagrante delicto? Let's hear your thoughts.

@John_Gehman It was a temptation!

@KaiyaJo It was pointy, but... yep. Butter knives fear nothing of his sword.

Attention: You're not the Daywalker, and threatening me with your magazine-special prop sword will get you old-school impaled.

@AcrophobicPixie ..........

@AcrophobicPixie Nothing says love like solid, predictable reliability and a generous magazine.

@AcrophobicPixie @HarriedWizard It's COMFORTING.

@Polka_Doc I wasn't, but now that you've mentioned it, I need to get on that.

Who hacked your computer and shot you with your own sentry gun? WHO INDEED... Goddamn, what a marvelous modern age we live in.