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@sophiearumble Lysine supplements

This is officially the only account I have at the other place xx

@EmmaBoothMather Just had an influx of people choosing the old one, so might have to delete it 🙃

Hey lovely people. I joined the other place last year, but I cocked up the account name, so had same display name but set up as 'spango'. I've now corrected that by creating a new account with 'hellopalendrome'. So this is me now:

@Warblin Christ no, just Costco frozen ones which are EPIC.

Girl tea tonight - black pudding, hash browns, scrambled egg, long stem broccoli, and asparagus.

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Now sat with fire and candles lit. Reactivated Paramount+ for Yellowstone but have now discovered Lioness. God, it's good.

@HA11NNH We get fairly short ones a few times a year. Last time was last month, and we had to finish our Chinese takeaway by candlelight. It was quite nice!

No power in the Kirk ⛪️ today Back to the old ways 🕯️

@xthrashbaby Babe, unless you became a crypto queen about 8 years ago, or are able to build up a huge pension, that aint happening at 40.

My current manager...

@naydeenradias Like an Egyptian princess 👑

My favourite thing today has been lots of people from a certain large continent losing their shit on FB. The reason? The newest season of Yellowstone is available on Pafamount+ in UK but isn't there. Watching their little brains get round the fact we have something they don't 😆

@RichardDawkins Have you had a brain injury?

I take (possibly forlorn) hope in the fact that although Trump is a mendacious, malevolent, transparently evil man, and stupid with it, Musk is not. He is highly intelligent and, diametrically opposed to Trump, he has the welfare of the world at heart. theguardian.com/commentisfree/…

@LauraPAuthor Phoebe is so pretty 😍

I mean, it’s not ideal, Phoebe, but we’ll make it work. #amwriting

@BumblingD @Mafer1ck @clumsyoaf33 😆

@Mafer1ck @clumsyoaf33 We’ve all heard about your 5 inch display, Maf.

At my age, creature comforts like improving airflow around the helmet are a big selling point.

@car37Lon2cas @OldGrumpyswife I was on my back. Suddenly felt a hand smack down on my nose 😆

@yuppiestmatt @anon_opin Nope. Hate it. I will continue to just walk up to the bar

@HelloPalendrome @anon_opin No no no, British people queue like no other. It’s talent/rule of national pride (see the Queen lying in wait). It was an epiphany to me recently that our disorganisation at pubs and bars is a national disgrace! Long may the orderly queue at a bar etiquette spread!

Anyone who wishes to attend a Christmas do at a pub, should be required to prove that they have attended such an establishment at least 15 times in the previous 11 months and pass a pub behaviour test befort they are allowed to set foot in such an establishment in December.

@hail2thetealeaf Ooh where did you get it!?