Sarcastic Dasu

@NTA_Exams NTA declares new date after upgrading it's security system

@fadnavis_amruta Cannes Film festival head reacting to this

My first step towards the austerity measures envisioned by Hon’ble PM Narendra Modi ji: putting nation first. I was honoured with an invitation to represent Maharashtra, its culture and our glorious handloom heritage at the prestigious Cannes Film Festival. A magnificent Paithani from Yeola, crafted with months of dedication by our artisans, was prepared for this special occasion. However, in view of the Prime Minister’s call to minimise international travel and embrace austerity, I have decided to respectfully forgo my visit to Cannes. This was not an easy decision, considering the love, effort and artistry invested in this journey. But when the nation calls, we must always stand by it with sincerity and conviction. My deepest gratitude to every artisan, designer and well-wisher who made this beautiful endeavour possible. The red carpet can wait; the nation always comes first. Jai Hind! Jai Maharashtra! @narendramodi @nachiketbarve #Cannes2026 #YeolaPaithani #ThierryFrémaux #ArtistSudhakar #ShobhaShringar #KulswaminiPaithani

@mufaddal_vohra PBKS vs KKR

IPL 2026 POINTS TABLE. - 60 matches done. - Last 1 week of league stage. - No teams officially qualified.

@mufaddal_vohra KKR form is the opposite of PBKS form

KKR in first 6 matches - 0 wins, 1 No result. KKR in next 6 matches - 5 wins, 1 defeat.

@mufaddal_vohra GT's dream of qualifying for playoffs were dashed by KKR today. Though they are still in strong position

KKR ENDS GUJARAT TITANS’ 5 MATCH WINNING STREAK IN IPL 2026. 🔥 - 5 wins in the last 6 matches for KKR. 👊

@RahulGandhi Chahe Kych bhi ho jaye, mein apna kursi nahi chodunga: Minister responsible for question paper leak and these unfortunate suicides

NEET के 22 लाख बच्चों के साथ धोखा हुआ है। पर मोदी जी एक शब्द भी नहीं बोल रहे। धर्मेंद्र प्रधान जी को अभी हटाइए, या जवाबदेही ख़ुद लीजिए। Modi ji, SACK Dharmendra Pradhan ji NOW.

@CricCrazyJohns At halfway mark, it seems like Jhalmuri winning over Dhokla

Finn Allen - 93(35) Angkrish Raghuvanshi - 82*(44) Cameron Green - 52*(28) KKR POSTED 247/2 vs GUJARAT TITANS IN THE MUST WIN GAME IN IPL 2026 🥶

@ndtv @KP_Aashish Andhra CM is offering incentive for 3rd and 4th kid, Narayana Murthy is asking to work for 70 hours per week to take India forward. How people will have kids when they'll work for 70 hrs?

#BREAKING | Andhra Pradesh announces cash incentive for third, fourth child @KP_Aashish reports

@RoshanKrRaii Sir, my vehicle fuel is same too. The engine of my vehicle (oxen), they eat same thing Broken rice, Corn and Sugarcane.

I don’t care about Petrol and Diesel, I travel in vehicles which run 100% on Broken rice, Corn and Sugarcane : Union Transport Minister Nitin Gadkari on Shekhar Tonite 😭😭😭 The audacity to give this statement on a day when Petrol Prices have been hiked, Bro has 0 Shame.

@Shirink_13 PM Modi meeting UAE president

Hugging Muslims in the UAE, why hate Muslims in india?

@rohini_sgh Many feel this is the 'best' austerity performance till now

When will this nautanki end?

@thecaravanindia Reality of many 'cockroaches' passing out of college this year

Archives | Surya Kant faces allegations of grave misconduct. In 2012, a real-estate agent accused the judge of having participated in illegal property dealings involving undervaluation and cash transactions worth several crores. In 2017, a prisoner in Punjab filed a complaint listing eight cases heard by Kant, and alleged that the judge had accepted bribes to grant bail in these. Read the entire report by Atul Dev: caravanmagazine.in/law/surya-kant… #cji

@mufaddal_vohra MI and LSG ... do bhai, playoffs hopefuls ke liye tabahi

Playoffs chances: RCB: 99%. GT: 99%. SRH: 85%. PBKS: 50%. RR: 48%. CSK: 17%. KKR: 2%. DC: 0.4%. MI - ELIMINATED. ❌ LSG - ELIMINATED. ❌

@narendramodi Sir, we and Adani Ji are eagerly waiting to know the output from this round of foreign trips

Yesterday’s welcome by the Indian diaspora in the Netherlands was remarkable. The welcome included a dance performance covering Kathak, Odissi, Bharatanatyam, Kuchipudi and Mohiniyattam. It also included a Garba performance.

@IndianGems_ Here is one example. Gadkari ji aap ko sharm aani chahiye aisse baat karte hote

"By putting 20% ethanol blended Petrol, has there been any car in the country that has faced issues? Just NAME ONE." –— Nitin Gadkari

@RoshanKrRaii Why no one has tried using this. This can accommodate few, does not use petroleum products. Tried and tested for thousand years.

This is BJP’s Pravesh Verma , Delhi MLA. He is doing Nautanki with cameras that he came to the NDMC building by Cycle to save fuel as suggested by Modi. Fun Fact : Pravesh lives in Janakpuri which is 15-20 KM away from NDMC which is near Connaught Place. So he came by Car, then got off, hopped on a bicycle and brought cameras to pull off this Nautanki 😭

@mufaddal_vohra MI and LSG ...doing damage to playoff hopefuls

LUCKNOW SUPERGIANTS BEAT CSK WITH 20 BALLS TO SPARE. 🤯 - Madness by LSG batters while chasing 188.

@ravish_journo All the austerity measures taken, the savings from all of that will be 0.1% of this pile

इससे डॉलर खरीद लेना चाहिए

@ANI If he is going to cross silk board junction in bangalore, better he and cameraman should walk to cross the signal. Otherwise taxis in bangalore consume more petrol than flights as it takes 2 hrs for 2km

Maharashtra CM Devendra Fadnavis travels from Pune to Bengaluru by an economy flight of IndiGo Airlines, in line with PM Modi's appeal amid the West Asia Conflict.

@IndianTechGuide Then charge as per LPG usage also Fruits and salads, no gas needed 0% tax, Idly, rice per serving less usage, charge 5% tax Dosa, chapatis 12% Mutton takes long time to cook, charge 28% plus cess

@RoshanKrRaii Pure desh mein free mein Nautanki dekhne ko mil raha hai👏