Hans Van Breukelen

@bobscartoons Good shout, but living in New Zealand it has to be.

Imagine being Boris Johnson. You closed schools, pubs, churches, cancelled Christmas, incarcerated every citizen for 2 years, injected about 40 million with toxins that will be causing harm and death for decades, and you only get mentioned once in 150 replies to this question.

@FabrizioRomano I think Shakespeare wrote the original Coronation Street.

💙 Pep Guardiola: “I felt at home, in Manchester and the UK”. “I love the culture, I love... I said many times, 'Guys! William Shakespeare is from here! You know that?!”.

@Gus_FringCartel @JamesMelville The classic ‘sweat moustache’ always makes me laugh.

@JamesMelville This commie BLACKROCK cunt fuker lol

@StoutmanW @DunneJojo79841 @FTBL_Planet Well there were two of him.

@DunneJojo79841 @FTBL_Planet Weekends in Belfast while playing football in Scotland. He's better than I remember

When Andy Goram had three months left on his Motherwell contract, he already knew he was not getting another one. He was coming towards the end of his career, driving to training with his wife Miriam, and the phone rang at half nine in the morning. It was Ally McCoist. That was suspicious enough on its own. Ally did not usually phone people at half nine in the morning unless he was still coming in from the night before. So Goram spoke to him, thought nothing more of it, and went into training. At lunchtime, the phone went again. This time it was Walter Smith. Walter was at Everton then, but he told him to keep his phone on because somebody was about to ring him. “What is it, gaffer? You got a job for me?” Walter just told him: “Just keep your f****** phone on.” A couple of minutes later, the phone rang again. “Goalie, it’s Alex Ferguson here.” “We’ve got Bayern Munich on Wednesday and Liverpool at the weekend. Barthez is injured and Raimond van der Gouw is struggling. I need you to come down on loan until the end of the season.” Goram knew exactly what was happening. Ally McCoist could do Ferguson’s voice perfectly. So he gave the only answer that made sense. “Coisty, f*** off.” And he put the phone down. Then the phone rang again. This time Goram told Miriam to answer it. “Miriam, this is Alex Ferguson, and you can tell that fat b****** he’s got ten seconds to say aye or naw.” It really was Sir Alex Ferguson. So Andy Goram went to Manchester United. Steve McClaren took him round the dressing room and introduced him to the squad. Goram knew most of them already. Then they got to Roy Keane. No handshake. Just Keane staring at him. Goram looked at him and said: “There’s no point is there?” Keane just said: “No.” And that was it. Keane was a Celtic man. Goram was a Rangers man. They did not exchange a civil word in three months. Training did not exactly help. They were playing eight-a-side one day, and Keane and Luke Chadwick were up front for Goram’s team. Goram pinged a half-volley straight on to Chadwick’s foot. Chadwick snatched at it and put the volley over the bar. Keane turned on Goram straight away. “Hey you, give me the f****** ball.” Goram was not having that. “What, do you get the ball just because you’re Roy Keane? F*** off.” From that moment, the atmosphere was gone. On the way off the pitch, Gary Neville came over to him. “Goalie, we don’t talk to Roy like that down here.” “We just don’t.” Goram wasn’t ready to start building relationships. “F*** off Nev, do you just do everything Roy wants? Now do one.” Neville just walked away without saying another word. #football

@futnostalgico Is that the goal that knocked Scotland out?

Gol de Kluivert contra a Inglaterra na Euro de 1996. Olha a assistência do Bergkamp 👀

@jillwebb2005 Shit, I’ll have to replace Erasure with Michael Jackson.

@jillwebb2005 Oasis Kasabian The Stone Roses Depeche Mode The Who Paul McCartney Pink Floyd Paul Weller Tears For Fears Erasure

Introduce yourself with 10 bands you've seen live: The Jam The Clash The Specials Madness Ian Dury & the Blockheads Siouxsie & the Banshees Joy Division Killing Joke SLF Squeeze

Great song, great video, nothing can beat it in concert though.

@ExtremeFootbal4 I didn’t even know that Alan Partridge managed Ireland.

On this day 24 years ago, Roy Keane’s infamous outburst at Republic of Ireland national football team manager Mick McCarthy took place. Here’s the Roy Keane v Mick McCarthy showdown as depicted in the Saipan movie.

@Dame__Jane I was just thinking about this, I’ve been away from Twitter X for a couple of years and all of the anti Indian posts has surprised me.

I hate the way all Indians are vilified rn. I know some amazing, authentic and thankful migrants who love calling NZ home. They may not integrate fully (never see them at KFC!) but they’re so happy to be here and live good honest lives in their new country.

@benonwine Take that Man. United shirt off and grow up.

If your son came to you and said: “Dad… Mum… I think I’m a girl.” What would your honest response be?

@XMartinsMusicX @IrnBoru

@XMartinsMusicX @IrnBoru Quality.

it simply doesn't get any better than this 👏👏👏 The The - Uncertain Smile (Jools Holland 1993) ▶️

Who is the best frontman you've ever witnessed live???

@Meatdead2112 @TheExtremeMusi1

@TheExtremeMusi1 Yoko! Oh no!! Why on earth did she try to sing anything???

What FAMOUS lead singer COULDN'T sing???

@OlooneyJohn No surprise really.

If i could round everyone of them up who took an exemption and lock them up forever i would do it in a heartbeat They all knew.

Perfectly put.

@IrnBoru @NZNationalParty

Things are looking ominous for NZ. The last decade has seen each successive governments implementing more draconian policies than the previous one. None of which were signalled to the public or ever part of any election campaign. The current @NZNationalParty are the worst. 🤬

@the_marcoliboy He faces Mecca when he prays.

who is this guy and what does he do better than Trent?

@footballontnt No shin pads,disappointing.

Declan Rice explains his 5am Emirates visit after winning the Premier League 🏟️🏆