
Bitchin' Brookes
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Bitchin' Brookes
@Helpfulmelon
I fed tuna to pudge. I am an abomination. He/Him











Following my doctor’s advice, I am taking some time away from work for health reasons. My office will be functioning as usual and my staff are there to support all my constituents who need help, so please don't hesitate to get in touch. See my full statement below.


We’re now able to provide a more detailed breakdown of the 43 arrests during yesterday’s central London public order policing operation.









🚨 NEW: Andy Burnham has pledged to donate 15% of his salary if he’s elected as the MP for Makerfield





🚨 WATCH: Keir Starmer and Kemi Badenoch have a friendly chat as they arrive for the King's Speech



BREAKING: Conservatives are aiming to take minority control of Enfield council (from Labour) with the informal backing of the Green group.





Together, we will build a stronger and fairer Britain.





The Burnham manifesto: •Rejoin the European Union •Break the fiscal rules to borrow more for defence. Thus destroying the fiscal rules… •Extensive devolution, including tax powers. •A wealth tax •Nationalise water, energy, utilities, and what remains of rail •A land value tax •A council tax revaluation •A ‘National Care Service’ •Rollout of nationalised bus franchising, modelled on Greater Manchester’s Bee Network •A £2 single fare bus cap •A fully elected upper chamber to replace the Lords •Bring in “free transport for teenagers in England.” •No welfare reforms. •Build more council houses. By borrowing £40 billion… •Scrap the whipping system in the Commons. An old favourite, truly barmy… •MAYBE: Proportional representation. Once behind the No10 door, people tend to lose interest in that one…





