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If i ever get genie wishes, here they are:
1. Snakes get legs
2. Spiders get wings
3. Roaches moan, loudly and sexually, when injured or killed.
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mark helyar
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mark helyar
@HelyarMark
Australian firewood, timber and furniture merchant. Rapidly becoming a cranky old man having to deal with all this lefty woke garbage.
Bundaberg region, Queensland Katılım Mayıs 2023
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@unironicvinyl @Robloxian_Minds @aus_pill Your maths isn't mathing bruh, ain't no way they've increased the GDP by $12+billion per year to counter the 11.7 they cost, and there's no difference between Sweden and us for these proportions.
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@HelyarMark @Robloxian_Minds @aus_pill Immigration boosts productivity, gdp per capita, labour force participation, a bunch of other metrics. This is extremely well studied since it's critical to our economy. population.gov.au/publications/r…
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@unironicvinyl @Robloxian_Minds @aus_pill Do you know that Sweden expects to spend $117 Billion on their new immigrants in the next 10 years?
Do you know that's the same thing going on in Australia?
Please explain how that can make us richer?
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Kimmel makes fun of Markwayne Mullin's skills in the plumbing trade, but we all know plumbers are more essential than late night comedy show hosts.
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BREAKING: PORTLAND JURY FINDS ANTIFA MEMBER NOT GUILTY IN THE ASSAULT OF SORTOR
“A Portland jury just found a member of Antifa not guilty in the assault of Nick Sortor, even though she and all of her friends are on camera assaulting him...You cannot get justice with these liberal juries.” - @JackPosobiec
@maureen_bannon @Bannons_WarRoom @nicksortor
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@MarkoMatvikov @DrewPavlou Why not just execute or castrate him? Hell, why not both?
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I don't know I'm more sick or angry at this story:
Sentenced in 1988 for rape
Released after 9 years in 1996
Arrested again in 1998 for rape
First NDIS plan approved in April 2024 (while in prison)
Released in June 2024 with strict bail conditions
Arrested again 11 days later for accessing extreme porn
Second NDIS plan for 220k/year approved in June 2025
Granted special access to hardcore porn while in prison
How is this even possible?!
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@AudioAdvent @aus_pill This is a moderately retarded question.
It is the rock of Ayer, or, in common English grammar, Ayer's rock.
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@HelyarMark @aus_pill So the National Museum, various Australian Government departments and Wikipedia (not AI slop) are all wrong in thinking it was named after Henry Ayers and not Henry Ayer?
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@HelyarMark @aus_pill In that case, you should object to the spawn of property-developer parasites who thinks it's named after someone called "Ayer".
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@ShaneCashman We wouldn't even need this if they'd just let us block entire countries.
But too many Indians work at X for that to happen.
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It must be difficult having Ian Miles Cheong for a baby mama.
Elon Musk@elonmusk
@dvorahfr We will pause moving forward with this until further consideration
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@P_R_I_N_C_E_25 @TRobinsonNewEra Checks out, Satan is the prince of lies.
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Another Mohammed
35 year old science teacher Alex Mohammed who swapped 2000 'flirty' emails with a 15 year old schoolgirl has been banned from the classroom for life.
He secretly sent thousands of inappropriate emails and photos to a group of girls, including messages 'suggestive of sexual grooming', in the evening and at weekends.
The police did not initiate any criminal proceedings against him, he left his job as a teacher to become a managing consultant.
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@JoeRoganFan420 @aus_pill Yep, let me know if you want an $8k table tho.
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@HelyarMark @aus_pill Well I guess it’s a lot more impressive than making furniture
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@P_R_I_N_C_E_25 @TRobinsonNewEra Nah, it's a religion, just one started by a literal biblical demon.
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@MattWalshBlog It'd be better to just let us block entire countries.
Won't happen, too many Indians working at X, and let's be honest, that's the country we ALL want to block.
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@JoeRoganFan420 @aus_pill So, when you go and explore a desert wasteland filled with adversarial natives, and back, successfully, with a respectable number of survivors, and mapping the entire path, you can still shut the fuck up you nutless monkey.
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@JoeRoganFan420 @aus_pill Yeah, he chose the surname of the chief secretary of South Australia, cos that's who funded the expedition. Can't be helped, still better than Uluru, which means LITERALLY NOTHING in the local tribes language.
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@DrewPavlou Give us another 2 terms of Labor and we will be bro
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Australia is not a third world country
Ben Shapiro's Biceps 💪🍋🔆@conro
Third worlders on X all lashing out lol
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@SpillTheMemes Works better if you speak gibberish to it, eg: "watermelon rhapsody, elephantine dissipation, alphabet entangle??"
Ai cannot comprehend such things, and gives up.
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Your commitment to our nation's values is inspiring. Voices like yours keep the American spirit strong. I'd be honored if you'd follow me so we can stay connected❤️
mark helyar@HelyarMark
@elonmusk @dvorahfr Just let us block entire countries instead.
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