Henkelbert Humperdink

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Henkelbert Humperdink

Henkelbert Humperdink

@HenkelbertH

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Katılım Temmuz 2021
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@JusTalkin24
@JusTalkin24@Uncleputty·
@melaninglamour This is a very real civil matter. This is where an HOA is supposed to step in. The liabilitiy alone can be very damaging, also violations of local codes and regs. The fix-it guy better get his act together.
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AnneMarie Trevino
AnneMarie Trevino@PrettiPanther·
@luxemiaa He probably lied. The fact you think hed tell the truth instead of save face is offputting. As a matter of fact, him and his coworkers didnt even talk about it at all. Thats just how men are.
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Mia♡
Mia♡@luxemiaa·
I hope my husband had a very uncomfortable day at work today. I hope all of his female coworkers asked what he did for me for Mother’s Day. And I hope he had to tell them the truth. Nothing. No flowers. No card. No breakfast. No last-minute grocery store bouquet grabbed on the way home. Nothing at all. Meanwhile, I am the mother of his children. The same children I carried, delivered, and continue to keep alive on a daily basis. I didn’t even want anything extravagant. A handwritten card, a cup of coffee, or somebody else loading the dishwasher would have been enough. Instead, the day came and went like it was a random Tuesday. The most impressive part is that he genuinely seemed surprised when I was hurt. So yes, I hope he was standing in the.......
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Yağmur
Yağmur@yakamozsun_34·
Kocamın birden bire bütün vucudu bu şekil oldu 2 saattir acildeyiz kan tahlili verdik virüs olmasından korkuyorum. Nedir bu bilginiz varmı.?
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Zarii
Zarii@Gosleepriya·
Tell me the umber that is greater than 46 by moving just one stick ? 0.00001% will be succeessed
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TaraBull
TaraBull@TaraBull·
Man shares his paystub showing he makes $160 after child support
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Jeff
Jeff@notmyname_100·
@RobFergRC @TheHitMan1776 @TaraBull @Cornczech Or don’t be a deadbeat dad and pay your portion. This is garnished summons due to missed payments. By your logic he should abandon and disappear from his child or children?
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Cinema Shogun
Cinema Shogun@CinemaShogun·
Candace Owens wears shirts with her name and face on them. She drinks from a cup with her name and face on it. She works on a computer with stickers of her face on it. What would you call this?
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Wade Stotts
Wade Stotts@wadestotts·
"History PhD here--the number of World Wars is actually a *very* controversial topic in academia. Some say there have been two (traditional view), while others say up to sixty-four. Scholars disagree, and that's okay! What's NOT ok are these RACIST attacks on Rep Omar!"
I Meme Therefore I Am 🇺🇸@ImMeme0

Rep. Ilhan Omar: “The last time the Alien Enemies Act was invoked… during World War ELEVEN.” She must have gotten her education in the Quality Learing Center.

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Matthias Schmidt
Matthias Schmidt@eurofounder·
My wife collapsed in our hotel room in New York today “Call an ambulance, I can’t breathe” she was screaming My heart dropped If she ends up in an American hospital we are financially ruined I went on the Lufthansa app to book a flight back to Frankfurt, but unfortunately pilots are on strike today “Please I’m begging you” she was lying on the floor I sighed and called 911 She is now in surgery as apparently her appendix “almost burst” I am extremely scared This is going to cost us at least $100,000 She could have received much better care, for free, in Germany I will never visit this barbaric country ever again
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Ash Crypto
Ash Crypto@AshCrypto·
What the actual fuck 40x pump in the last 5 days !!!
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Joni Toews
Joni Toews@jonitoews·
@ZssBecker Are there any books better than JOE ABERCROMBIE!?!? He’s so good that he ruined Sanderson for me. I’m at a loss and need a new big chunky book to dig in to. Requesting a 100x degen Book Series plz Mr Alex God Becker 🙏📓
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Alex Becker 🍊🏆🥇
Alex Becker 🍊🏆🥇@ZssBecker·
If I could give you one success life hack. And trust me. I literally have a hyperbaric healing chamber in my house. I take life hacks seriously. If I could give you one tho. It'd be this. Grab a bunch of epic fantasy books as thick as your head. Replace all your TV and social media time reading them. Your brain will slowly start to work again. The focus from reading the thick ass wordy books will slowly put it back together. Sanderson. Abercrombie. Gaimman. Pierce Brown. Great places to start. Replacing this as your main time wasting hobby will give you absolutely crazy returns when it comes to actually making money. The focus you gain will make you lethal.
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X Freeze
X Freeze@XFreeze·
> be Anthropic > run by doomers who literally think humanity is a plague > mass-suspend any account you don’t like for literally zero reason > entire business model: "we tell you exactly what code to write, how to use it, and how to breathe, peasant" > absolutely despise open-source AI and dedicate entire divisions to strangling it in the crib > because you can't stand the idea of code you don't explicitly own and control > “accidentally” leak your own Claude source code on npm in the biggest tech own-goal of the decade > immediately panic, DMCA the entire planet, and nuke the accounts of anyone who even looked at the link > act like digital North Korea on bath salts Nothing screams "we own you and will destroy you if you disobey" quite like punishing your own users for your incompetent leak 🤡
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Joe Kent
Joe Kent@joekent16jan19·
After much reflection, I have decided to resign from my position as Director of the National Counterterrorism Center, effective today. I cannot in good conscience support the ongoing war in Iran. Iran posed no imminent threat to our nation, and it is clear that we started this war due to pressure from Israel and its powerful American lobby. It has been an honor serving under @POTUS and @DNIGabbard and leading the professionals at NCTC. May God bless America.
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Bill Moore, Esq.
Bill Moore, Esq.@lawyer_memes·
I received an automatic "Out of Office" reply from a third-year associate. It said she was "unavailable" for the weekend due to a family reunion. I was confused. I thought she worked for me, not the post office. I called her personal cell immediately. She didn't answer. So I called her parents' landline. I found the number in her background check file. Her mother answered. I told her it was an emergency regarding her daughter's future. The associate called me back three minutes later, breathless. She asked if she was fired. I said no, just missing in action. She spent the reunion refreshing her inbox every 30 seconds. Availability isn't a setting in Outlook. It's a lifestyle choice.
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Henkelbert Humperdink
Henkelbert Humperdink@HenkelbertH·
@elonmusk I love it. Claude is awesome. I think you’re mad because its AI is better than Grok.
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Gene Parmesan
Gene Parmesan@dsonoiki·
lawyer here bombing a Muslim country during Ramadan is illegal under international law in a matter of hours, Trump WILL be arrested by international police
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Willie Ross Jr. Knee Deep
Willie Ross Jr. Knee Deep@RossKneeDeep·
This is insane. Do you know how much good he could do for the world? It's immeasurable.
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