Henkelbert Humperdink
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@melaninglamour This is a very real civil matter. This is where an HOA is supposed to step in. The liabilitiy alone can be very damaging, also violations of local codes and regs. The fix-it guy better get his act together.
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@PrettiPanther @luxemiaa None of the men gave a crap about it to talk about it the next day. Get real.
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@luxemiaa He probably lied. The fact you think hed tell the truth instead of save face is offputting. As a matter of fact, him and his coworkers didnt even talk about it at all. Thats just how men are.
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I hope my husband had a very uncomfortable day at work today.
I hope all of his female coworkers asked what he did for me for Mother’s Day.
And I hope he had to tell them the truth.
Nothing.
No flowers.
No card.
No breakfast.
No last-minute grocery store bouquet grabbed on the way home.
Nothing at all.
Meanwhile, I am the mother of his children. The same children I carried, delivered, and continue to keep alive on a daily basis.
I didn’t even want anything extravagant. A handwritten card, a cup of coffee, or somebody else loading the dishwasher would have been enough.
Instead, the day came and went like it was a random Tuesday.
The most impressive part is that he genuinely seemed surprised when I was hurt.
So yes, I hope he was standing in the.......
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@Corthebard @notmyname_100 @RobFergRC @TheHitMan1776 @TaraBull @Cornczech Women, in general, are the worst. They’re mostly the worst because for some reason they get held on this pedestal and they don’t deserve it at all. At all. And they believe themselves to be righteous. The court system treats them that way as well. Overgrown children.
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@Corthebard @notmyname_100 @RobFergRC @TheHitMan1776 @TaraBull @Cornczech This is so dumb. How many guys have kids and their wives leave them because they still think they’re in high school? Answer: a lot. You are not some kind of white knight with brain dead posts like this.
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@notmyname_100 @RobFergRC @TheHitMan1776 @TaraBull @Cornczech Dude. Shut up. One can only hope you end up yolked by crushing child support payments.
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@RobFergRC @TheHitMan1776 @TaraBull @Cornczech Or don’t be a deadbeat dad and pay your portion. This is garnished summons due to missed payments. By your logic he should abandon and disappear from his child or children?
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"History PhD here--the number of World Wars is actually a *very* controversial topic in academia. Some say there have been two (traditional view), while others say up to sixty-four. Scholars disagree, and that's okay! What's NOT ok are these RACIST attacks on Rep Omar!"
I Meme Therefore I Am 🇺🇸@ImMeme0
Rep. Ilhan Omar: “The last time the Alien Enemies Act was invoked… during World War ELEVEN.” She must have gotten her education in the Quality Learing Center.
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@eurofounder If you let your wife almost die for money you are a horrid creature. Go back to your craphole.
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My wife collapsed in our hotel room in New York today
“Call an ambulance, I can’t breathe” she was screaming
My heart dropped
If she ends up in an American hospital we are financially ruined
I went on the Lufthansa app to book a flight back to Frankfurt, but unfortunately pilots are on strike today
“Please I’m begging you” she was lying on the floor
I sighed and called 911
She is now in surgery as apparently her appendix “almost burst”
I am extremely scared
This is going to cost us at least $100,000
She could have received much better care, for free, in Germany
I will never visit this barbaric country ever again
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@AshCrypto If you go near this you are a fucking fool.
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@jonitoews @ZssBecker Robert Jordan. Don’t base any opinions on that dumb amazon woke joke of a show.
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@ZssBecker Are there any books better than JOE ABERCROMBIE!?!?
He’s so good that he ruined Sanderson for me. I’m at a loss and need a new big chunky book to dig in to.
Requesting a 100x degen Book Series plz Mr Alex God Becker 🙏📓
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If I could give you one success life hack.
And trust me. I literally have a hyperbaric healing chamber in my house. I take life hacks seriously.
If I could give you one tho. It'd be this.
Grab a bunch of epic fantasy books as thick as your head. Replace all your TV and social media time reading them.
Your brain will slowly start to work again. The focus from reading the thick ass wordy books will slowly put it back together.
Sanderson. Abercrombie. Gaimman. Pierce Brown. Great places to start.
Replacing this as your main time wasting hobby will give you absolutely crazy returns when it comes to actually making money. The focus you gain will make you lethal.
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> be Anthropic
> run by doomers who literally think humanity is a plague
> mass-suspend any account you don’t like for literally zero reason
> entire business model: "we tell you exactly what code to write, how to use it, and how to breathe, peasant"
> absolutely despise open-source AI and dedicate entire divisions to strangling it in the crib
> because you can't stand the idea of code you don't explicitly own and control
> “accidentally” leak your own Claude source code on npm in the biggest tech own-goal of the decade
> immediately panic, DMCA the entire planet, and nuke the accounts of anyone who even looked at the link
> act like digital North Korea on bath salts
Nothing screams "we own you and will destroy you if you disobey" quite like punishing your own users for your incompetent leak 🤡

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After much reflection, I have decided to resign from my position as Director of the National Counterterrorism Center, effective today.
I cannot in good conscience support the ongoing war in Iran. Iran posed no imminent threat to our nation, and it is clear that we started this war due to pressure from Israel and its powerful American lobby.
It has been an honor serving under @POTUS and @DNIGabbard and leading the professionals at NCTC.
May God bless America.

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I received an automatic "Out of Office" reply from a third-year associate.
It said she was "unavailable" for the weekend due to a family reunion.
I was confused.
I thought she worked for me, not the post office.
I called her personal cell immediately.
She didn't answer.
So I called her parents' landline.
I found the number in her background check file.
Her mother answered.
I told her it was an emergency regarding her daughter's future.
The associate called me back three minutes later, breathless.
She asked if she was fired.
I said no, just missing in action.
She spent the reunion refreshing her inbox every 30 seconds.
Availability isn't a setting in Outlook.
It's a lifestyle choice.
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@elonmusk I love it. Claude is awesome. I think you’re mad because its AI is better than Grok.
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Is there a more hypocritical company than Anthropic?
Holly ⏸️ Elmore@ilex_ulmus
It’s time to quit, @AnthropicAI employees. You are in over your head.
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For the love of God this man should never be in Trump’s orbit again
Aaron Rupar@atrupar
Lindsey Graham: "If we get in a fight, I want to win it quick. I'm in Miami. You see this hat? 'Free Cuba.' Stay tuned. The liberation of Cuba is upon us. We're marching through the world. We're clearing out the bad guys. Cuba is next."
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@dsonoiki Should have led with, “Idiot here,…”. More accurate.
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