The Hit Man
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The Hit Man
@TheHitMan1776
HARD Right. Famous International Playboy. Constitutionalist. American Patriot. USMC. La Cosa Nostra Capo.
Katılım Şubat 2020
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@wapital3 I keep telling my girlfriend this.
She works at a pizza place and always smells like pizza.
My wife can smell it on me when I get home.
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@onehandpolitics He should be ashamed of himself.
Inappropriate. Insensitive.
Unpresidential.

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@Toosynn My wife loves sex.
She wants it almost every day.
Her boyfriend does too.
I caught them on camera.
He’s our Amazon delivery guy.
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@AB84 There’s this vasectomy thing.
First you take a needle in each of your balls.
Then they pack your nuts in ice. It doesn’t wrap around good because of the cubes.
It’s better to get a couple bags of frozen peas. They’re like ice pellets and can be formed around your nutsack.
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@mirasolariss My wife keeps saying that about some guy at work. Says they’re only flirting.
I read her texts and I discovered his name is Paul.
I’ve staked out the parking lot for weeks. I think he’s her new boss.
They’ve been kissing.
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@sharkell14 Some women aren’t turned on by it.
My wife has told her boyfriend it’s not her thing.
I could’ve told him that but he keeps hiding from me.
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@lady_valor_07 Your $ 40 tip is insulting.
I waited tables all through college.
I would’ve handed your money back and told you that you needed it more than me.
Stay home.
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@cam121299 Hey guys I think she’s underage.
Probably from Epstein Island.
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@jacksonhinklle Fed Chair Powell is actually right for once. Rising energy costs are the primary cause of inflation. It’s just getting started folks.
How do you fight inflation ?
You raise rates.
Buckle up.

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@nickimoraa Look at her sneaky little eyes.
She’d kill me if I even glanced at another woman.

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🚨🇮🇷🇺🇸🇶🇦 BREAKING: Iran previously warned that if their energy infrastructure was targeted, they would flatten the WORLD’s LARGEST LNG production complex in Qatar into a parking lot.
Today, Israel bombed Iran's South Pars gas field.
A quarter of the world could be plunged into darkness & cold, very soon...
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