Hanson

Venezuela president kidnapped, then on to Iran, next is likely Cuba

@frenbilt My first car in Canada for only 249,999 let’s go

Just bought my first home in Canada for only 2.4 million dollars, blessed🙏

@DailyLoud How they supposed to get the chopped cheese though

New Yorkers with 16 or more speeding tickets will now have to install devices in their cars to limit their driving speeds.

@JoshuaBarzon Easy E

You just won a 2-week, all-expenses-paid vacation. But there’s a catch: you have to stay within one region the whole time. What are you picking?

@LonelyGoomba The UK government body searched me when I was trying to buy some nail clippers at the corner shop

Opened my window in the UK and police came round and installed this. Was told its illegal to open windows and got a £200 fine. This country is a joke

@bsol_x What about Cardano

not even my grey market chinese peptide supplier wants my shitty solana coins

@JLKHatesYou @blknoiz06 Time for him to pop a $san

@blknoiz06 you still have zero solana exposure, it’s time.

@KobeissiLetter Trump Tower in Tehran?

BREAKING: The proposed US-Iran peace deal includes a $300 billion reconstruction fund for Iran, per NYT. The program is being called an international "investment fund," which the US would facilitate in the final deal. This comes as Iran demands "reparations" to end the war.

@DudeWhoInvests Trump tower in Tehran?

"deal includes a $300 billion reconstruction fund for Iran."

@BRICSinfo Damn no send $San Chan to 10 Billy

JUST IN: 🇺🇸🇮🇷 US President Trump says Iran has agreed to give up its enriched uranium.

@WatcherGuru Gas better go to $2.50 by next week

BREAKING: 🇺🇸🇮🇷 President Trump says naval blockade in the Strait of Hormuz is now lifted.

@JR5_Crypto Just give me the money bro

Which community deserves the next pump? Shill it, I’ll buy it

@Gateway2Space Jeff bezos got a 25 kill streak

Cape Canaveral residents waking up to one of the biggest manmade non-nuclear explosions in history:

@WatcherGuru Let’s gooooo

JUST IN: 🇨🇦 Canada officially enters a technical recession.

$San hits 250m and I’m buying someone a Suzuki sv650

We need a new shiba to hit 50B asap hint $San Chan please

@Marilyn_Mita @sayinshallah There was definitely an alt season it was just multi small billion and hundred million dollar runners instead of a couple big ones

@HennyHanson @sayinshallah Altseason came exactly 4 years every time, but it didn't this time. Why?

i don't know why people think crypto is gonna come back there is no need for btc/eth when all tradfi companies are building out their own crypto rails with no tokens attached to it if crypto can't pump when shit like eggs, potatoes and every other asset class is making new ath why do u think crypto will ever come back it's literally over for crypto for good

@pedrobit_ I can only hope

@HennyHanson hi hanson do you think cobson can do big numbers?

All I need is $cobson to hit 1B mc and I’m good

@Polymarket @grok if he is declared legal owner, could he take out loans against the bitcoin?

JUST IN: Anonymous man has filed a "lost property" claim with the NYPD demanding he be declared legal owner for $286,000,000,000.00 in dormant Bitcoin, invoking a 1958 NY finders law to claim title.