Henry Gurth

@NettyBino Bandit game has always been the superbowl

@HenryGurth you would be proud. I kept the bandits in the game today

@howyuhdern Haven’t swung by the CCBV in a while. Glad to see my creation blossoming. You’re welcome everyone

Admire your work @HenryGurth you walked so the CCBV could run

@howyuhdern @PorkButtermaker @SnacksNYC It’s moosey

Shits going down in electrical #bucees @HenryGurth @PorkButtermaker @SnacksNYC

My wrist still hurts @mooserford

CC burner verse really died without me

@AlexFinn You can’t tell me it’s not quicker just to click the OpenTable app and reserve it yourself

Just to see what would happen I texted Henry my Clawdbot to make a reservation for me next Saturday at a restaurant When the OpenTable res didn't work, it used it's ElevenLabs skill to call the restaurant and complete the reservation AGI is here and 99% of people have no clue

@BonesawMD So in on this conspiracy. I wanna hear @SnacksNYC thoughts

There are NOT up to 8 billion living people in this world. A laughable and unserious belief. Truly. Most of humanity is unbirthed Most online accounts are ghosts/bots Census data has been SEVERELY embellished outside the West to claim more resources, peacock, and make their people feel small and inconsequential. CHINA: - 100's of unexplained ghost towns - Phone companies reported over 100M+ are no longer in service or not used at all w/o explanation. - Claimed 500M in 1950s, then somehow "boomed" after the CCP to 1.2B by 2000 which would require every woman to have 5 surviving babies on average. - Except there was a strict 1 child policy for almost 4 decades, which only became the 2 child policy in 2015. - and a FAMINE. - Stopped reporting covid deaths out of shame, then secretly built mass funeral cemeteries at an alarming rate. INDIA: - Most recent official census data for India shows population in tier 1 and 2 cities to be 300 Million maximum. - If this is true, almost 900 million people live in rural Indian villages. (lol?) Does this sound correct at all? Can it be said confidently by someone with sense? - no the womb of the world is barren There is hardly anybody here.

@GiantsReport1 This is probably a good thing. Would much rather have ChatGPT running the giants than this guy

Joe Schoen on the different approach this time in selecting another #Giants HC. Mentions the longer runway to do research on a wide array of candidates, watching the Thursday coordinator press conferences, as well as using AI in certain aspects. Wild.

This shit is nasty I can’t believe I tried it. -37 aura

What is a White Christmas

@Cobratate I’m actually so devastated he lost

I will be discussing my final thoughts on my fight tomorrow 3pm UTT. EMERGENCY MEETING 🚨

@NJTRANSIT The NJ Transit is my only source of stress.

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@SnacksNYC I’ll let you know. I’ll be on upper west side tho.

@HenryGurth Where’s after after party

Corporate Christmas party tn.

@NettyBino Bro what

Toe surgery 1 me 0 #ROADTOOMAHA

@howyuhdern 500 beers you say. 15 weeks in a semester. Going out three days per week. That’s 45 days. That’s 11 beers per night. It’s alright-nothing special. I think you got more in the tank.

Semester of unemployment completed. Heading back to the island with 500 beers drank, $2000 dollars spent at Wawa and chipotle, 50+ benfer noise complaints, 0 bets won, and 1 citation. Parents should be proud. #friesbag

It’s a joke before you all freak out

So the Mets are just a mid team where everyone hates each other. Sounds familiar.

@PorkButtermaker Maturing is realizing Jared was right.

Never in my life did I think I’d say these words in this exact order. I’d kill to have to go to a Jared workout right now.

@NFL_DovKleiman Hate to call out eye wash on my boy. But this is blatant.

Locked In: Giants star rookie QB Jaxson Dart says he will NOT be spending his bye with friends and family. “It’s all ball for me. It's all ball. Just study and game plan.” It's rare to see this type of maturity from a rookie.