Henry Lingard

If a look could say “Bellend”, this is it Courtesy of Mr Ruud Gullit

Looking back on 14 years of the Tories is like looking back at the traumatising post-vindaloo shit you just did in the toilet.

This place has been so toxic and angry over the weekend, so I thought I’d try and do something nice instead. I know England shirts are costing a bomb this summer, so I’ll buy one for someone on here. Just RT this & follow @HLTCO to enter. Good luck - Come on England 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🦁❤️

Les Dennis and Amanda Holden

A complete and utter weirdo who was obsessed with someone for years and wouldn’t leave them alone, takes time off from thinking about Meghan Markle to interview this woman.

@hail2thetealeaf @JakeFielding88 @Simon___Harris 😁

Lad my mortgage has gone up £400 a month and the gas and electricity up £250 a month up. You are the ones who have broke us not some lad with a Palestine flag, now fuck off

@_arndog I thought you'd be all over that mate

Anybody want 2 Bombay tickets for tonight at the Apollo Manchester? Face value. #bombaybicycleclub

@marcrileydj BC was still good though, I saw you bopping! Forget the haters x

I have sadly come to the conclusion that - possibly for the first time in history - the worldwide number of idiots outnumber those with a brain. Sleep tight y’all. 😴😴😴😴😴😴😴😴

Some things that seem to have lost the interest of the media: Boris Johnson’s phone Charlotte Owen Michelle Mone Dido Harding PPE scandal The Russia report Dan Wootten I suspect we will hear more about Big dogs Small boats Greedy pensioners Benefit scroungers

@WorldFamousHot1 Get yasen to Clitheroe 😀

This weekends markets Sat: Chorlton 10-4pm M21 9PN Sun: Liverpool 10-4pm L1 2TR But where would YOU like to see us next?

£4.9 billion profits, up 40%, when your nan daren’t leave her immersion heater on. There is something unfathomably wrong with this. But hey, don’t pay attention to these cowboys, look at the boat people instead.

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@gemmmafree Bravo 👏🏼