Henry Jack

if you were alive when toy story 1 came out you may also be experiencing this

how it feels to ragebait your best friends

in a bad place. not mentally but physically in britain

how it feels to speak during a work meeting when u are under 30

I took stimulants to try and help me get chores and work done but now I'm just Afraid for no reason I'm going to go for a bike ride in the sunshine about it

sorry for dry texting you’re really hot and i’m scared

Commenting “where did the light in your eyes go?” On every 2016 post I see

I had a million opportunities to waste money this year and I took them all. In fact, even when there wasn’t an opportunity, I created one.

Back in my day when you saved a document it would go a main folder called documents and you knew where it was because it was in the folder called documents

I have become comfortably unc

Listening to “Your Top Songs 2025” and thinking “Wow these are bangers”

The stats don’t lie—you love music. You listened to it this year. Your favorite type of music was songs! You played a song on your phone.

my ducks: in a row my elephant: addressed my eggs: several baskets my bigger fish: fried

For the first time ever in human history, Christmas is on 25/25/25. This phenomenon will never happen again.

(opponent moves any piece) Ahh, the worthless dumb fucking idiot loser’s gambit

a white boy in motion stays in motion

if spotify wrapped calls me a pink pilates princess again this year i might genuinely kill myself

there has been a british voice in my head saying “bit sad innit” for the past few weeks.

Choppelgänger, noun. Someone that looks like you, but very chopped.