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Henry 3000

@Henry_3000

Katılım Şubat 2012
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Henry 3000
Henry 3000@Henry_3000·
Stop just lying there staring blankly at the ceiling. You know exactly where it all went wrong.
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Henry 3000@Henry_3000·
@doyenmxn This is the Reese's Peanut Butter Cups of fetish fulfillment.
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𐕣🧛🏾@doyenmxn·
best thing I’ve spent my money on
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Sunshine Jarboly
Sunshine Jarboly@SunshineJarboly·
riding my bmx bike down the street i slowly glance down at my chain wallet, smile & think to myself, “ain’t nobody gettin’ their hands on my six dollars.”
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GG@Grabnpuss·
Fuck quotation marks “Fuck”
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Ironballs McGinty
Ironballs McGinty@IronballsMcGinT·
The great majority of humanity unknowingly serves the dark one.
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Ironballs McGinty
Ironballs McGinty@IronballsMcGinT·
You sell your soul in little pieces day after day, not in some dramatic contract signing written in blood.
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Annie Hatfield
Annie Hatfield@AnneHatfieldVO·
The job of the box set is to protect the books. The box set doesn't care if you read the books. In fact, the box set would prefer that you move along.
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Kip Conlon
Kip Conlon@kipconlon·
After discovering skywriter charged by the word, I went with, “be wife y/n”
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Dreamer
Dreamer@ElgatoEsmio·
working from home again would lower oil prices
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Dreamer
Dreamer@ElgatoEsmio·
sad most dudes today won’t know the joy of making a photocopy of their ass
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Dreamer
Dreamer@ElgatoEsmio·
don’t give up hope the aliens may finally abduct you tonight
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ZeroSanctumVoid
ZeroSanctumVoid@ZeroSanctumVoid·
unclench your hands and then offer your prayer
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SurfSkateThrash
SurfSkateThrash@SurfThrash·
The Modern Lovers - The Modern Lovers (1976) 0:00 Roadrunner 4:05 Astral Plane 7:07 Old World 11:11 Pablo Picasso 15:32 I'm Straight 19:50 Dignified and Old 22:20 She Cracked 25:16 Hospital 30:52 Someone I Care About 34:31 Girl Friend 38:26 Modern World 42:10 Government Center
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Sunshine Jarboly
Sunshine Jarboly@SunshineJarboly·
the dinosaur looks up in the sky & sees a meteor the size of the city of bakersfield about to hit the earth & the last thought that goes through his head is, “where’s bakersfield?”
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Kip Conlon
Kip Conlon@kipconlon·
I'm living proof nice guys don't finish last. I'm not nice at all.
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ZeroSanctumVoid
ZeroSanctumVoid@ZeroSanctumVoid·
seeing the big picture requires you to take a step back and survey the entire scene
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Dreamer
Dreamer@ElgatoEsmio·
sorry I trashed your Airbnb it was my birthday
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Stoner David
Stoner David@DBStoner·
No, your dark place sounds so much better. Let's go.
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Damon Hunzeker
Damon Hunzeker@DamonHunzeker·
Two roads diverged in a wood, and I took the one less traveled by that guy who sells nunchucks out of a wagon.
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Dreamer
Dreamer@ElgatoEsmio·
of course I want to make a difference in life, but isn’t that a lot of work?
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