Craig Gordon

@ArabellaRober19 The moment the penny drops. See you later and please don’t come back 🇦🇺

The look of Love? Nawwww, I dont think so.

@lady_doi Can’t wait to see the inevitable sprinkles on MasterChef.

The guests that paid up to $3,100 to hear Megsy spout her usual crap in Sydney didn't go home empty-handed. No! They were given a goodie bag of budget items you'd find at the supermarket. All she brought with her were a bookmark and those bloody flower sprinkles! And did she declare those dried flowers at customs? When I sent my wedding invitations from Korea to Australia with dried flower stickers on each envelope, they were ripped off by quarantine because they were organic.

@King0243_PJC Keep the pity party going.

If you don’t tell your story, enemies will tell the story however they like. I love this for the Sussexes. Take control of the narrative.👏👏👏#HarryandMeghsn

@DailyMail Not as unhappy as MasterChef fans.

Meghan 'very frustrated' by MasterChef: Duchess was unhappy when co-stars called her 'royalty' on camera - as she made appearance on show during their 'private' Australian tour trib.al/uu33ZFd

@radar_online Refund them. It was always a rort.

Meghan Markle is facing backlash from furious fans who claim they paid thousands for a luxury wellness retreat only for the duchess to make a shockingly brief appearance, RadarOnline.com can reveal. Link below for details. radaronline.com/p/meghan-markl…

@XOQueenEsther Merchie and Lilibuck 🤣

Behold: Merchie and Lilibuck Meghan Markle’s latest “grift.” Just two tiny little monetisation opportunities she can trot out whenever the bank account starts screaming. Because for Meghan Markle, family isn’t family… it’s leverage. Something to package, position, and profit from when it suits. Most people draw a line around their children, Meghan Markle doesn’t do motherhood, she does brand expansion. Even motherhood gets filtered through branding. And nothing says “Mother’s Day special” like wrapping a commercial launch in your children’s identity. “Smile for the camera, babies - Mummy needs another payout.” Because in her world, love isn’t unconditional… it’s contractual. Apart from flogging the titles shamelessly, the children deserve better than being turned into a branding tool. Charles, grow a backbone, strip the titles and remove them from the website and the LOS. It’s long overdue.

@pressgazette Five days early and still almost nobody cared. The highlight being the empty auditorium at Harry’s event.

Daily Mail Australia reportedly broke embargo by publishing Prince Harry and Meghan’s tour details five days early. The Sussexes’ media office complained, and the article was taken down theguardian.com/media/2026/apr…

@RideOn2023 @thegoosegirl101 These people were waiting for the Opera House tour.

@thegoosegirl101 Sorry to disappoint you. People showed up.

Honestly hope this moment was a reality check for them. A local news program advertised they were going to be there & still no one showed up.

@thegoosegirl101 Definition of irrelevant right there.

@radar_online They should get refunds. Did anyone think this event was well organised?. Misleading info re number of bookings. Bankrupt organiser.

Guests at Meghan Markle's Sydney wellness retreat are demanding refunds after she allegedly stayed 30 minutes — then left for a rugby match. Ticket prices: $1,930 starting, $2,200 VIP. An attendee: 'This is misleading marketing.' ebx.sh/fvkzHw

@DailyMail Why were they schilling Meghan’s merch at this massacre site? This is revolting.

'Unbothered' Aussie steals the show from Harry and Meghan after footage captured priceless moment at the beach: 'Give her a medal' trib.al/td3mMtK

@karend0609 Turning the site of the Bondi massacre into a merchandising scrum is despicable and totally tasteless.

Harry and Meghan attract the right people. Good people. 🫶 They attract more of the younger generation. The generation that are the future The Monarchy is screwed. #DukeandDuchessofSussex Icons 💞

@that_1 A brief show of Me-again, Markus and the Spare.

the last survivors of the $3k retreat

@DuchessofGeeks Me-again, Marcus and the Spare.

I have set up conferences and banquets before. This is one of the saddest I have ever seen. No chair covers, empty tables and the only decor is a couple of banners, one huge bouquet and small ones on the tables. That pink light is all they have going.

@Qldaah She’s welcome in Victoria

Victorians tell Pauline Hanson to go back to where she came from. #springst

@MAGANEWS_X Yes

Do you support President Trump putting sanctions on South Africa until they stop the White Gen*cide? YES or NO ?

@SageKnowsAll He looks vacant.

Like we always say If the left overs, specifically William and Kate, could look at each other even once like this, maybe they wouldn’t have such a problem

@MsPrint_2 One no show is a phenomenon. Two no shows is a coincidence. Three a trend. Guess what’s trending?

I knew I’d seen that petulant face before - it was at the UN when nobody turned up there either! 🤭🤭🤭

@EmzTandT The worm has turned. Pitiful turnout for his speaking engagement too.

😀No wonder Harry looked annoyed when he turned up... He saw it, there is no way he wouldnt remember what it was like back in 2018 and I'd wager this was the reason they chose Australia for their merchitour in the first place - The fact they got people to put up barriers too, thinking they were going to draw the same level of crowds 😅 Well I love they received a big slice of Karma Pie 🥧 #harryandmeghan #karma #grifters #australia #newsoutlets

@WHLeavitt Britain is not keen. Perhaps Lesotho is his best option.

Prince Harry drops his bid for U.S. citizenship says, "he’s ready to leave the U.S." Insiders claim that he despises Trump and the MAGA movement. Do you support his permanent exile from the U.S. A. Yes, take his wife and leave for good B. No