𝐇𝐞𝐫𝐛𝐨𝐫𝐢𝐬𝐭𝐞 𝐝𝐞 𝐏𝐚𝐫𝐢𝐬

I am so thoroughly sick of the push in pop culture to pervert what it is to be female. To be a woman is to naturally have the capability to be strong, compassionate, shrewd, nurturing, creative, joyous, lifegiving, and love giving. I submit this famous woman as an example.

@that_1 She's the only celeb I've noticed dressing to look BOTH dumpy and spindly🤣

fashion industry salutes you,Meghan!

@Mari_Edinburghs @SabirahLohn I think he inherited Queen Marys eyes and passed them on to Louise.😉

✨NEW The Duke of Edinburgh attending Royal Windsor Horse Show today 💚 📸Kelvin F Bruce

@Remisagoodboy A pixelated print 🤣🤣🤣

And for those who might ask… Mike is wearing Golf Trousers by Royal and Awesome 😁💚😁

🚨 ¡HISTÓRICO Y SIN PRECEDENTES! Un avión del gobierno de Estados Unidos, con el director de la CIA John Ratcliffe a bordo y las palabras “UNITED STATES OF AMERICA” en su fuselaje, acaba de aterrizar en suelo cubano. Esto no es un gesto cualquiera. Es una señal poderosa y pública de que Trump y Marco Rubio van muy en serio. La maquinaria ya está en marcha. Cuba puede ser libre en cualquier momento. El momento que Marco Rubio ha esperado durante décadas… ya llegó. 🇺🇸🇨🇺

@SteveSNunya @SydneyLWatson Texas. Out near the Davis Mountains on Starlink. If a had a VPN I would be over on Netfix right now watching the Korean romance shows🤣🤣🤣... Take care, Steve, I enjoyed attempting a cosplay of a bot.

@HerboristeWork @SydneyLWatson Cool. So what country are you VPNing from?

I hate that liberals live in Texas and feel comfortable fucking with this state. Nobody wants you here.

@SteveSNunya @SydneyLWatson More than a cursory glance at my profile will reveal that I am a real, flawed female. I would get fired from the bot farm for wandering away from politics and wasting their money commenting on fashion accounts😉

@HerboristeWork @SydneyLWatson Right, but why? What's the point of pretending to be a woman and/or American online?

@SteveSNunya @SydneyLWatson I'm a fembot XX through and through.

@HerboristeWork @SydneyLWatson Hey, why do you freaks like pretending to be American and women online?

@schmotdocker @SydneyLWatson None. We are too busy voting. I remember the year of all the Beto signs. Good times.

@HerboristeWork @SydneyLWatson What kind of sign should Ken Paxton supporters put in their yards? “I love voting for corrupt sleaze bags!” ??

@pirooooon3 We are still here just in the next room watching Trump and Musk 👍

トランプ大統領は中国へ行ったけど アメリカ人は日本のXから 居なくなったね とても残念です

Over the past two days in Reggio Emilia, I have seen first hand the power of nature and creativity that put human connection at the centre of a child’s world. I have had such a deeply moving and unforgettable time here. Thank you to the people of Reggio Emilia for welcoming me into a culture of care with such warmth and generosity. Our collective work in early childhood must be to protect and nurture the connections that form the foundations of life-long wellbeing. Grazie di cuore, C

@Remisagoodboy @emilyinpalace You found the bracelet. "Hey, Remi can you tell us about the little strip of cloth?"Remi: "no problem!". 20 seconds later you have the answer. Did you ask Elon himself about the tiger bag because you have the BEST sources😂👍

On Catherine’s wrist, we see her Cartier Ballon Bleu de Cartier Watch as well as a bracelet by Atelier Molayem; it is part of their ABC Collection of Gold Cubes with G, C & L and set on original Liberty Print Fabric (Via @emilyinpalace) #ThePrincessofWales #CatherineTheGreat 🇬🇧 🇮🇹

@Remisagoodboy She wears that beautiful dress so well.

Tonight, Lara and Eric Trump have accompanied the President in attending the state banquet hosted by Chinese President Xi Jinping at the Great Hall of the People in Beijing. 🇺🇸 🇨🇳 Laura is wearing Sau Lee for the dinner. I spy our favorite Ambassador as well and am working on identifying Monica’s dress.

@Remisagoodboy I remember falling in love with that blazer before and the passion still burns😊

Today, HRH The Princess of Wales visits REMIDA, Reggio Emilia’s creative resource centre, during the second day of her visit in Reggio Emilia, Italy. The Princess of Wales is visiting the city in Northern Italy as The Royal Foundation Centre for Early Childhood expands internationally. During her visit, she will explore leading approaches to early child development, which focusses on creativity, relationships and hands-on discovery. #ThePrincessofWales #CatherineTheGreat 🇬🇧 🇮🇹

'The View' Announces All-New Cast Of Angry, Middle-Aged Women buff.ly/tyIHwvH

@Mari_Edinburghs How is it she becomes even more attractive as she grows older? Her inner self IMO.

✨Brilliant photo of our most beautiful Duchess 💙 The Duchess of Edinburgh leaving Westminster Abbey yesterday. 📸Max Mumby

The Children's Princess to her core❤️🤩 This wee baby is not even a year old that he knows that😚 #PrincessofWales

@quickbeam71 @Remisagoodboy @HRHLadyJ Oh that is luscious 😘

@Remisagoodboy @HRHLadyJ Fabulous dress, fitted perfectly with embroidery overlay. Here’s a sample of the over stitching… I’d really like to see it more closely but the snappers obviously aren’t as interested in needlework as I am.

Their Majesties King Charles III and Queen Camilla during the State Opening of Parliament in the House of Lords, at the Palace of Westminster in London today. The State Opening of Parliament follows the prorogation of the previous session on 29 April. King Charles III will deliver the King's Speech outlining the government's legislative agenda for the 2026–27 session. Her Majesty the Queen is wearing Fiona Clare 🇬🇧 👑

@LairdOfThManor "Wicked Game". Well, my dear, your choice of soundtrack still stands. I say recover and give it another go😂

Last evening, in what can only be described as a catastrophic lapse in judgement brought on by champagne and misplaced confidence, I decided to seduce the Lady of the Manor with a slow, sensual strip tease. The scene, in my mind at least, was one of devastating sophistication. Candles flickering. Champagne sparkling. Chocolate-dipped strawberries artfully arranged like something from an advert aimed at divorced people in Surrey. In the background, ‘Wicked Game’ murmured seductively through the drawing room whilst I prepared to unveil what I believed to be an intoxicating display of masculine allure. Reader, it was not. It began reasonably well. A smouldering look here. A loosened shirt button there. The Lady of the Manor watched with the cautious expression of a woman observing a Labrador attempting to cross an icy pond. Undeterred, I pressed on. There was a swivel of the hips which, in hindsight, was ambitious for a man whose spine occasionally crackles like a packet of dry twigs when standing up too quickly. Then came the tie removal. A manoeuvre I had envisioned as dangerously and hypnotically erotic but which instead resembled a regional manager having heatstroke at a wedding reception in Kent. Still, I committed to the performance. Halfway through lowering myself onto a dining chair in what was intended to be a provocative and fluid motion, my lower back emitted a sound not unlike somebody stepping on a family-sized bag of kettle chips. Everything after that became terribly undignified… and painful. One moment I was a creature of mystery, allure and seduction. The next I was frozen at a 45-degree angle, wheezing softly whilst clutching my lumbar region and whispering “dear Christ” into the softly lit room. The Lady of the Manor, to her credit, did attempt concern for nearly seven seconds before collapsing into hysterics so violent she had to put down her champagne. The strawberries remained untouched. Instead of the evening being filled with breathless moaning of a romantic nature, the manor became saturated with the far less erotic sounds of me attempting to sit down gently whilst muttering things like “don’t make me laugh” and “I think the disc’s gone”. Nothing destroys an atmosphere of sensual decadence faster than a man asking his wife to fetch the Deep Heat and then needing assistance putting his trousers back on. So yes. A passionate evening was had. Just not in the way I’d originally planned.🤦🏻‍♂️