Banned Dad

YAH LIED TO MEEEEE But chu said you’d never turn in me YAH LIED TO MEEEE but chu did but you diIiId YOU LIED TO MEEEEE all these things you said I’d never feel YOU LIED TO MEEEEE but I do but I do do doooo

Is it true that the Israeli’s are not allowing our men to hide in in their shelters when bombs go off?

@btharris93 Why not? Hatin ass

Why would you take a selfie during a once-in-a-generation rocket launch?

He was so real for this

@snozloy @Michaeldudufudu Relax

@Michaeldudufudu His kiss can’t heal a mosquito wing let alone anything He held no powers, a cracker on the street is more religious than this fraudster

@AppyOrtho Yes I do and idk why

Does anyone else struggle to sleep around the full moon?

Now do unborn babies

Holy shit

@CoreyB08 @TheEvilDad_ Oh so “cis white male” isn’t a Slur?

@TheEvilDad_ Yet no one is telling you to be gay lol

1. The gay community isn’t telling anyone they need to go out and be gay 2. The Christian community calls anyone who’s not Christian sinners and if you don’t believe in what they believe in you’re destined for an afterlife of hell. So which group again is the one pushing and forcing their beliefs onto others more? The LGBTQ community who says “accept us for who we are” or the Christian community who only thinks their way of life is proper?

@BirdiesRants @bankertobuilder It’s AI fortunately and not real

@HermitFather @bankertobuilder They killed all the charm and personality of the house!

This old home needed a refresh We got rid of the gross overgrowth, updated the colors to something modern, and gave the place a timeless feel So proud of my team

If you’re a wife you need to understand 99% of media you see is trying to convince you to hate your husband/children. If you cannot handle this and stay grounded, log off. Constant stream of anti-family, spousal resentment propaganda. Most modern divorces are a result of this.

@Narretgg Like let me enjoy something damn

people who are making teams for champions 2 weeks before release date need to GET A JOB

This is in such poor taste. The pain myself and many others experience being LGBTQIA+ especially right now in this political climate isn't a funny joke or april fools prank. Not cool Ray. Loud and proud 🏳️‍🌈

Was this before or after he tried to kill Batman?

@cloudxmoe_x Stfu miserable ass lmao

Average fans experiencing average graphics for the first time.

Okay, I need homies who are into Pokémon to comment on this tweet and get ready to team build with me once champions comes out.

@14677ZigZag I just wore the same outfit everyday cuz it makes life easier but my wife said I can’t do that anymore lol

Listen, when the wife sends you a dress, you buy her that dress.

Wikipedia is the only website whose marketing strategy is threatening to kill itself if you don’t pay

@14677ZigZag I DO NOT dress myself lolol

@HermitFather She needs to get you a good ball cap in return.