Hero Ages

My boomer uncle saved $1.2 million for retirement. - drove a 2003 Honda until it felt apart - packed his lunch everyday for 33 years - had a whole list of things he was going to do He died 2 weeks before retiring

“fuck this job” *goes to work*

@Gutsyafterdark Squish

HOLY SHIT SHES IN HER OWN MERCH OH SHIT OH GOD

Unemployed people waking up for a full day of applying to jobs that don’t even exist…

Managers when they receive 2 weeks notice from the star worker they’ve abused for years at work

how it feels to say "idk" to stuff you actually know but explaining takes efforts

A new Starfox game and a Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time remake are among numerous unannounced Nintendo games reportedly headed to Switch 2 this year, according to noted internet tipster Natethehate. bit.ly/3PxRgnj

😂😂

‘Are you busy?’ Me: ‘No’ *Incoming video call*

@rendrawsdisney Congratulations! 🎊 👏

It's a 💓GIRL💓

RAM PRICES ARE FINALLY GOING DOWN

@SKWrestling_ @WWERomanReigns That's not insane. His diet is the true reason for his shape. It's also the reason why he hates it too because it's so bland and prepped.

Roman Reigns' current workout plan is simply insane 🥶

When I accidentally become important at work and now it's ruining my gym schedule

[✧.* Updated Reference Sheet *.✧] I suppose it's time I reintroduce myself. ✨ My name is Amunefret. Vessel to the Goddess Amunet, imbued with her power to time travel across the cosmos and fulfill my duty as her soul assassin. 🐍✨ Welcome to my Temple.

@Amunefret That little wink~

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@inaraphim Like when I see you~

breathtaking actually ♡

Gojo was handsome. Be handsome.

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