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@afneil Clearly they’re doorsteping the bloke odds on to be the next PM. He’s hardly in need of begging for attention right now

Just like Andy Burnham, when I go for a jog I invariably find there’s a TV crew in the vicinity. It is SO annoying. 🤣😂

@MenInBlazers We cannot allow Americans access to football any longer

@TavernFootball True, but missed out on the ‘66 squad himself as he was needed for the U21s tournament the same summer

James Milner played alongside Bobby Charlton.

@32watto Keane hates this cunt

Maddest thing about all of this is Roy Keane is his father in law. Few awkward conversations pending…

@reformexposed @Nigel_Farage @GoodwinMJ BadLoss time

@Nigel_Farage Oh lord, you’re sending in @GoodwinMJ in again, aren’t you? 😮

We look forward to the Makerfield by-election. Reform will throw absolutely everything at it.

@Nigel_Farage Got £5million spare to throw at it?

I can confirm that I will be requesting the permission of the NEC to stand in the Makerfield by-election. I grew up in this area and have lived here for 25 years. I care deeply about it and its people. I know they have been let down by national politics. Ten years ago, I decided to leave Westminster. Why? Because, after 16 years, I came to the conclusion that our national political system does not work for areas like ours. I learnt this fighting its failure to invest in the Wigan borough, for justice for the Hillsborough families and against its treatment of Greater Manchester during the pandemic. Over the last decade, I have been challenging this failure from the outside and building a new and better way of doing politics. We have built Greater Manchester into the fastest-growing city-region in the UK and put buses back under public control, introducing a £2 fare cap to help people with cost-of-living pressures. However, there is only so much that can be done from Greater Manchester. Much bigger change is needed at a national level if everyday life is to be made more affordable again. This is why I now seek people’s support to return to Parliament: to bring the change we have brought to Greater Manchester to the whole of the UK and make politics work properly for people. Millions are struggling and they need the Labour Government to succeed. It has already made changes to make life better for them in its first two years. After this week, we owe it to people to come back together as a Labour movement, giving the Prime Minister and the Government the space and stability they need as the by-election takes place. I want to recognise the difficult decision taken by Josh Simons and the sacrifice he and his family are making. I have worked closely with him as Mayor on issues like flooding and illegal waste dumping and have seen first-hand how effective he has been. He has put the communities of Makerfield first, made a real difference for them and should take great pride in that. Finally, I truly do not take a single vote for granted and will work hard to regain the trust of people in the Makerfield constituency, many of whom have long supported our party but lost faith in recent times. We will change Labour for the better and make it a party you can believe in again. ENDS

@Hahahdehwu And the defence is 3/4 cunts that have absolutely phoned it in for them this season… and the previous one…Where they also finished 17th. Atrocious sentimentality for mercenaries. 😭

De Zerbi, take me to the promised land

@EFL_Comms Saints a disgrace. Relegation the fair punishment.

EFL Statement: Sky Bet Championship Play-Off Final 📘 efl.com/news/2026/may/…

@marshyleeds Don’t particularly rate him, but… A lot gets chewed up at Chelsea. Some of it comes good still later

A year ago, I'd have loved Delap at Leeds. Now, I'm not so sure. Clearly a good player but absolutely chewed up at Chelsea. Would you take him at Leeds?

@premierleague @BarclaysFooty Obviously sad for Farke personally, but Hurzeler is more deserving too. Nothing short of engagement bait to include this interim guy.

@premierleague @BarclaysFooty Carrick 😭😭 You fucking weirdos

🐝 Andrews 🔴 Arteta 👹 Carrick 🔵 Guardiola 🍒 Iraola 🐈‍⬛ Le Bris Get voting for your @barclaysfooty Manager of the Season 👇

@xAlexTHFC Oooh a statement

Why haven’t we put out a statement yet asking why this was only checked for 10 seconds? Absurd.

@LUFC @HisenseUK What a man

🔥 Your @HisenseUK Player of the Match...

@Talking_spurss Haha investigate in the super league you wankers

funny thing, they would’ve seen this if they spent more than 25 seconds looking at it, both leeds penalty shouts were 3-5 minutes long, At what point is it more than just incompetence. There is a serious investigation needed.

@thespursweb You shit cunts would’ve only missed it anyway

I will die on the hill that this should have been a pen

@mitch_fretton Ahahahahahaha “Maddison confirms”

And now Maddison confirms he got the touch to change direction of the ball. Corruption.

@Timmah621 @ztranche @YidVids @vkon1 @Billie_T @GaffneyVLC No VAR down there you head-lost crybabies

Did a slo mo screen record of this. Surely VAR could have done something similar to what I have done on an iPhone!!! 🤬

@WestHam_Central Fouled the keeper, bud

Cheating. Fucking. Ref. Paying. CUNTS. HAVE YOUR CHEATING TITLE

@WestHam_Central Haha

Mate that FA Cup game may be the best thing that happened to us in hindsight.